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GopperStopper2680

(397 posts)
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:45 PM Mar 2012

Help Create a Punchline for this Joke..

I'm not very good at jokes but I thought it would be interesting to see who could come up with a punchline for this one (The joke I posted the other day is its OWN punchline).

Glen Beck, Michael Savage and Sean Hannity are arguing over what to name a horse.....


What do you think?

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Help Create a Punchline for this Joke.. (Original Post) GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 OP
They couldn't decide but Savage and Hannity agreed to call its ass Glen. rug Mar 2012 #1
HAHAHA GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #3
Teabisquit Blue Owl Mar 2012 #2
LOL GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #4
Ann Coulter was upset because she already had a name. sadbear Mar 2012 #5
HAHAHAH! GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #6
LOL underpants Mar 2012 #11
Then the horse ate them. nt raouldukelives Mar 2012 #7
And died of indigestion. GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #8
Beck said "I know, how about Trigger?" izquierdista Mar 2012 #9
LOL GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #16
Wait for what Rush says underpants Mar 2012 #10
Some animals are more equal than others underpants Mar 2012 #12
BLACK PEOPLE!!!! underpants Mar 2012 #13
And a little boy comes along and wants to tell them a joke... hughee99 Mar 2012 #14
It's pretty good. GopperStopper2680 Mar 2012 #17
which is impossible since conservatives all have the same opinion Johonny Mar 2012 #15
Hanity says let's call reagan, savage says tax cut, beck says that it's all a conspiracy because craigmatic Mar 2012 #18
HAHAHA GopperStopper2680 Apr 2012 #19
 

GopperStopper2680

(397 posts)
6. HAHAHAH!
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 06:06 PM
Mar 2012

Then the horse spoke up and said 'Look assholes, I already HAVE a name! It;s ANNE!" LOLOLOLOL!

 

izquierdista

(11,689 posts)
9. Beck said "I know, how about Trigger?"
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 07:55 PM
Mar 2012

Nah, taken already said Savage and Hannity.

"I know, how about Champion?" asked Hannity.

Nah, that one's taken, said Savage.

Right then, the horse lifted its tail and plopped out a dozen especially fragrant road apples.

That's when they all three said in unison: "Air time!"

hughee99

(16,113 posts)
14. And a little boy comes along and wants to tell them a joke...
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 08:32 PM
Mar 2012

he asks, in his most sincere voice, "How many jackasses does it take to name a horse", when none of them get what's going on, they say "I don't know, how many". The boy replies, "Apparently, more than 3".

Okay, it's not comedy gold, but it IS a joke.

Johonny

(20,851 posts)
15. which is impossible since conservatives all have the same opinion
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 08:47 PM
Mar 2012

the face on the screen changes, but they all say the same talking points

 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
18. Hanity says let's call reagan, savage says tax cut, beck says that it's all a conspiracy because
Wed Mar 28, 2012, 05:03 PM
Mar 2012

the horse is close to being a donkey which is the symbol of the democratic party which makes the horse basically hitler.

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