"Dick Cheney is a constant reminder that George W. Bush's greatest accomplishment...

[JaneQPublic]

...was not dying in office."

--John Fugelsang

[gateley]

1. Love it -- and love John Fugelsang! Thanks!!

[JaneQPublic]

3. Another Cheney line by Fugelsang:

"Say Something Nice about Dick Cheney: He's to the left of Barack Obama on Marriage Equality. That should offend everybody."

[saras]

4. "That should offend everybody." I gotta save that one.

[gateley]

7. He nailed it! nt

[Yavapai]

2. It was the same with George H. W. Bush and Vice-president Dan Quayle.

Can you imagine what would have happened if "Poppy had died?"

Come to think of it, we saw what would have happened when Dubya ran the country into the ground.

[Major Hogwash]

5. Overheard comment made by Mitt Romney . . .

"That doesn't matter, we can wait. We're going to baptize him later, anyway."

[alterfurz]

6. "Just hours after surgery, Cheney was alert, talking with his doctors...

...and shooting people in the face." -- Andy Borowitz

[gratuitous]

8. Any word yet on whether the heart has rejected its host?

Seems any self-respecting organ would have tried to flee long ago.

[alterfurz]

9. gotta admit, those transplant surgeons did a great job...

...Dick's color has never looked better!