Santorum on the lips of every young Republican....

[TalkingDog]

Fake Rick Santorum
@RickSantorumPR

A parody. Disseminating personal observations from the bowels of a blossoming campaign operation.

Spreading across America

[anti-alec]

1. Santorum, I failed my history test.

Santorum, what the hell I am I gonna do - I'm never gonna get into college. Santorum.

[rocktivity]

2. I didn't think it was possible for Romney PR's Etch-A-Sketch comment to be topped

but in retrospect, I don't know WHY I didn't think it was possible.

Your move, Ms. Maddow.




rocktivity

[Voice for Peace]

3. ew ew ew!!!!!!

[rustydog]

4. But, doesn't that lead to "man on dog" sex? Isn't that what ricky claims?

[longship]

5. "Screw you, Santorum"

Those are the words Repugs will have on their lips... along with screw you Mitt, screw you Newt, along with screw the whole theocratic, idiotic Republican party.

[Historic NY]

6. Great more Republican ass kissers.

[Brettongarcia]

7. Republicans try an appeal to the young; by claiming they pay for Social Security, but won't get it

The young they claim, pay for Social Security, but won't get it themselves; Republicans have been trying to say that for years. But of course, its not true.

Other deceptive appeals to the young? Santorum's own youth, appeals to the young; and his religious idealism/naivite too. But after a while? Most kids figure out that even our most religious leaders, can't really walk on water, after all.

Republicans are TRYING for the young vote. But? Kids are growing up fast these days. And it doesn't take long for them to realize that something isn't quite right in Republicanism.