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derby378

(30,252 posts)
Fri Mar 21, 2014, 09:07 PM Mar 2014

I'd like to be the anti-purity ring, thank you very much

I had a good life with Ginny. We had our ups and downs, but I loved her with all my heart and soul, just as she loved me. But I reckon there's a lot of women out there searching for someone to call their own, and this "purity ball" shit ain't helping.

Purity dads, if your daughters don't know how to kiss, I will be the one to teach them how. Provided they've reached a certain age, of course - I'm not interested in prowling schoolyards.

Dating, flirting, courtship, commitment, and marriage cannot and should not be micromanaged. The end result is often dysfunctional sex lives and doomed marriages, and no woman should have to be subjected to that. Daddy's daughter has a libido, too, even if Daddy wants to pretend it doesn't exist. (Or keep it all for himself, the sick bastard...)

And I'm going to just put this out in the universe. Guys like me can sometimes be clueless when women flirt with us. Maybe you're just being shy and don't want to be too obvious about it, but trust me - if you playfully pull my hair or slap my butt, you'll have my full attention. We're trying to make this easy.

In short, I want to be seduced...




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