This is CNN

[malaise]

http://www.hark.com/clips/smpbyxdypn-this-is-cnn

The poster child getting things wrong

[Aerows]

1. Jerusalem?

Really Wolf? And don't even get me started on "fettuccine". That looks like fettuccine to you?

[malaise]

3. I will never forget that evening

Not ever - the tears were flowing down my face - we were choking with laughter.

[wandy]

6. Mostaccioli. See 5. Far more understandable than Linux. n/t

[Aerows]

8. LS /pasta types

grep "penne".

[Sanity Claws]

2. I wonder if he got Final Jeopardy wrong too

Yup, Wolf is not too bright

[malaise]

4. He did

[wandy]

5. I would have got the first question wrong........................

And me 'mudder would have whacked me up side the head.
I would have said Ziti.

HA! the right answer would have been mostaccioli .
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mostaccioli



Somewhat americanized as penna.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penne

Diamater and weather or not it has 'ridges' determine the 'modern' name.

[Aerows]

7. I would have at least respected him had he said

Rigatoni. I mean that is ROUGHLY the same shape, but fettuccine? What????

[wandy]

9. It's Wolf Biltzer. You would expect what???????????????????

Fettuccine. Ha ha big time.
1 Egg
3 cup flower
1 cup water.
And I have Lanouve!

Just add an organ grinder or a monkey to turn the crank.

Like I said. Me 'mudder would have whaked me up side the head.

[Jamaal510]

10. America--Where the

average comedian is smarter than the average news anchor.