CNN asks whether maybe God stole Flight 370
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/don-lemon-cnn-guest-wonder-whether-something-supernatural-happened-to-malaysian-plane/CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer bandied about the idea Sunday afternoon that something “beyond our understanding” happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that “something” being perhaps supernatural maybe?
“Especially today, on a day when we deal with the supernatural,” Lemon said. “We go to church, the supernatural power of God…people are saying to me, why aren’t you talking about the possibility — and I’m just putting it out there — that something odd happened to this plane, something beyond our understanding?”...
“You can say, ‘Oh, it crashed into the ocean,’” Meltzer continued. “But where are the parts? Where are the pieces? Why did it keep going for seven hours? Why do you have a guy on board who gives his watch and his ring to his wife and says ‘Keep these for my boys in case something happens to me’? And that’s not some stranger, he was a mechanical engineer. Something smells wrong.”
“I’m not one of those believers that aliens came down or anything like that,” Meltzer added. “But you do have to stop and wonder: how does a jet-liner with 200 people on it just disappear?”
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Where are all the parts. Don Lemon is a lemon. Maybe perhaps the Devils Triangle Don. 
I apologize. I had been using my mental abilities to keep the Klingons at bay, but I got a headache and one of the little bastards slipped by me.
...Christ on a trailer hitch.
(iirc, it's from a fundie demonstration outside Terri Schiavo's hospice.)
I'm going to hell. The photo made me laugh...
rofl: : 
Therefore it's reasonable to assume that God did it.
Or, of course, we could wait until all the actual evidence has been collected, which might take awhile.
But it's easier for primitive thinkers to conclude that anything that can't be immediately understood must have had a supernatural cause. God did it. Of course.
Idiots. At least try walking upright; it's hard on your knuckles when you drag them on the ground all the time.
will have to see if not adding soap to the water will keep the socks from being slippery enough to get sucked into the washing machine black hole....
On DU.
Trust me on this.
Science has proven that socks are the larval form of coat hangers. 
kind of like fuzzy maggots!
God really did do it.
There's another thread here in GD asking about what would happen if the plane topped 45,000 feet.
That's what happened!
Read this poem...
High Flight
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds,—and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air. . . .
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark nor ever eagle flew—
And, while with silent lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
The plane got too close to God. It buzzed his face. He thought it was a pesky mosquito and...
SWAT!!!
Those poor bastards never had a chance
