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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBwhaha! Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain
FALLS CHURCH, VA (The Borowitz Report) Former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant today, but former President George W. Bush remained on a waiting list for a brain, hospital officials confirmed.
As part of a government contract signed while he was still Vice President, Halliburton performed the reconstruction work on Mr. Cheneys circulatory system at a cost to taxpayers of $14.2 billion.
The doctor who performed the surgery called the procedure extremely invasive just the way the Vice President wanted it.
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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/25/cheney-receives-heart-transplant-bush-still-on-waiting-list-for-brain/
Kali
(55,019 posts)evil fucker
freshwest
(53,661 posts)rocktivity
(44,577 posts)rocktivity
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)K&R
malaise
(269,157 posts)Ohio Joe
(21,761 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Dick can now go back to rest in peace in his coffin until Halloween, when he has a date with Christine O'Donnell.
svpadgham
(670 posts)His heart was composed of a ring of five hearts taken from newborn babies.
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)...SIR, YES SIR !!!
craigmatic
(4,510 posts)Justpat
(3,567 posts)"The heart is Mr. Cheney's first."
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)That boy cracks me up every time.
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)I don't think that they have perfected brain transplants.
FYI- The heart that they got for Cheney wasn't really a transplant, it was a meal.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)dflprincess
(28,082 posts)I'd be damned mad if I donated my loved ones organs and found out the heart went to this asshole - unless he was being kept alive so he could be prosecuted.
I can't help but wonder who didn't get the heart because strings were pulled.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)But on the Bush issue, it needs to be a trained brain but keep the old one on the shelf as a slightly used one.