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After a 40-year-old man was found by the side of the road with his penis severed and nowhere to be found, police shut down 4 lanes of traffic to search for the missing member.
The man was discovered early Thursday morning off the A66 highway in Middlesbrough, U.K., with "wounds to his groin area." He was taken to the hospital, where he remains in an induced coma.
Police still aren't sure how the man's penis came to be severed. A 22-year-old was arrested on suspicion of assault, but later released on bail.
The status of the penis is also unclear. The highway was reopened later on Thursday, but authorities haven't announced whether their search was successful.
http://gawker.com/police-shut-down-street-in-hunt-for-mans-missing-penis-1543309596?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)The last time some dick shut down four lanes of traffic, it pretty much killed his chances at the GOP nomination.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)...FIRST!
TYY
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Or, um....
malaise
(269,157 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Sissyk
(12,665 posts)flamin lib
(14,559 posts)The status of the penis is also unclear.
Lounge? GD? Who the hell cares!!!!!!
cali
(114,904 posts)the mentality of making it into a joke.
Feral Child
(2,086 posts)When was the last time you heard a joke that didn't involve unpleasantness to the "butt"?
Thing is, laughter is our response to witnessing a painful situation; it's cathartic.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)Perhaps LBN would have been a better fit for a 'missing penis' story.
TYY
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)But come on. The Chris Christie stuff practically writes itself.
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)MiniMe
(21,718 posts)And hopefully you all remember Lorena Bobbit
Warpy
(111,329 posts)considering all the untreated crazy out there.
It's likely street pizza by now.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)Congrats!
You actually made me say "ewwww".
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Dog knows, I can never remember where I put mine!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)pintobean
(18,101 posts)ma'am, have you seen a penis?
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)The penis is probably somewhere being a dick
TYY
Sissyk
(12,665 posts)I hope they catch the abuser.
Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,726 posts)If it had been a woman's finger, would the police have done anything at all??
But a penis is a four lane event