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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums10 plagues Pat Robertson believes will befall the Broncos because they traded Tebow:
Plagues that Pat Robertson believes will befall the Broncos now that they have signed Peyton Manning and traded Tim Tebow:
1. A Plague of Gayness
Men will be fornicating with other men in the streets!
Everywhere.
Plus, gayness will become airborne in the Mile High City.
Airborne gayness!
2. Tsunami
When it was pointed out to Robertson that Denver was not on the coast, Robertson nodded and replied, "God spared them because of prayer."
3. Bibles will turn in to Korans.
And the Korans will explode when they are opened.
And the explosions will make people gay.
Exploding gayness!
4. Nuclear assault.
North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has become quite the Tim Tebow fan. And if there's one thing that Kim Jong-Un doesn't like -- aside from being a chubby short man presiding over a country where millions are dying of famine -- it's Tim Tebow being disrespected.
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more: http://outkickthecoverage.com/pat-robertson-prophesies-peyton-manning-injury-after-tebow-trade.php
Heh!
Add your own plague.
Arctic Dave
(13,812 posts)Vio con dios Timmy.
Uncle Joe
(58,417 posts)#12 And the people of Denver shall be consumed by the gay frogs.
So it is written so it is done.
Thanks for the thread, grits.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)tanyev
(42,610 posts)Then we'll really see who God wants to win.