Penis cakes and gay orgies: Tea Partier frets about wedding ‘tyranny’ in Arizona

[DonViejo]

By David Ferguson
Thursday, February 27, 2014 15:48 EST

Tea Party Nation president Judson Phillips said that Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R)’s veto on the state’s “Turn Away the Gays” law means Christian workers will be forced into “slavery” for same-sex couples because they dare not refuse to work for them.

Right Wing Watch reported that Phillips published a column on Tea Party Nation’s website on Thursday in which he fretted that Christian bakers will be forced to make penis-shaped cakes and that religious wedding photographers will be forced to stand by and helplessly take pictures of naked revelers performing lewd acts.

“The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusiveness,’” wrote Phillips.


Brewer’s veto of SB 1062, he said, will have hellish consequences that will shock and horrify the righteous people of that state.

“Should a devote [sic] baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]?” he fumed.

“Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?” he asked. “Would they force a Jewish photographer to work a Klan or Nazi event? How about forcing a Muslim caterer to work a pork barbecue dinner?”

“SB 1062 is a bigger story than simply the story of a cowardly governor who has no core beliefs,” he wrote. “SB 1062 is the story of liberalism at work in America.”

“Liberalism is the paranoid belief that leftists have that somewhere, someone may be thinking for themselves,” he went on. “It is tyranny on the march.”

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/27/cakes-and-gay-tea-partier-frets-about-wedding-tyranny-in-arizona/

Full article posted with permission

[louis-t]

1. Judson Phillips should go suck on a

tailpipe.

[lillypaddle]

58. or a penis cake. nt

[shenmue]

2. Wow, someone's obsessed!

[sheshe2]

13. My thoughts exactly!

[deutsey]

54. Must have worked in a movie theatre

He's a wiz at projection.

[LeftofObama]

3. Whew!

Looks like the plans for my Fourth of July wedding/orgy are still on! I was hoping to find a straight baker, caterer, and photographer to work for me.

[CTyankee]

4. Why didn't I think of a penis cake for my wedding orgy, er, party?

I'm hetero but I think it's a fine idea. In fact, we coulda had a real "jack and jill" wedding cake with both cakes in shapes of male/female genitalia! Sheesh, now you tell me...

[nykym]

5. While I realize this type of legislation

is designed to advance the religious rights power grab and to discriminate against anyone they deem to be persecuting them I find it almost comical the lengths some legislators will go to stay in power. Gay couple walks into a bakery to get a wedding cake. Christian Proprietor greets them sizes them up and decides they are gay. So when is the lovely event planned he asks.July 10th of this year the couple responds. Hm-mm July 10th let me check my bookings, Oh my I am really sorry I am all booked up for that date. Maybe you could try the bakery over on 10th street, they make very nice wedding cakes too. Done nobody's feelings hurt no prejudice shown outwardly no law needed to protect the christian baker and the bakery over on 10th street will get more and more business.

I guess it is better to discriminate than tell a little white lie.

[joeybee12]

6. It's amazing the depths of stupidity in these people...nt

[Beaverhausen]

7. I went to a lesbian wedding and dang, there were no boobie cakes or pussy pastries

I feel gypped!!!

[Skittles]

19. ADMIT IT BEAVERHAUSEN

YOU HAVE LONGED FOR THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD SAY "PUSSY PASTRIES"

[Bodhi BloodWave]

32. *scratches head*

Why would somebody long for being able to say cat pastries

[RC]

53. How dare they have a normal wedding, suitable for the kids in attendance.

Don't they know they are supposed to be outrageous and shocking?

[angrychair]

8. what the what??,

Who the fuck has orgy photos and penis cakes at a wedding? They should start giving graphic content warnings before all conservative commentary. These people have truly jumped the shark.

[CTyankee]

11. Looks like these religious folks have just "invented" those cakes and orgy photos!

what creative minds they have! All kinds of brilliant ideas just pop into their minds all the time!

[Petrushka]

42. (**cough, cough**) Enter at your own risk --->

http://www.penispans.com/page2/index.html

[RC]

56. The reality is that they are projecting their fantasies onto others.

Stuff like that is what does go through their minds as a normal thing. They eventually have to deal with it somehow. People can only stiff it for so long, before it finds it way out and usually not in a good way.

[CTyankee]

57. tormented souls.nt

[RC]

60. Yes, they are.

Paranoid, loose grip on reality, having to internally make excuses as to why their reality doesn't match what those around them say it is. Having to stuff the their weirder thoughts, because they have learned from experience, not to let others know that is what they really think about, way too much of the time, because to do that would let those around them know just how out of step they really are from normal mentally healthy.

[npk]

9. Yes because every gay wedding is naked lesbians running through the altar

God I swear some people in this country are beyond the level of fucking stupid.

[uppityperson]

10. Why would he assume a couple of any sexual orientation in particular would do that?

He needs to have this asked back...

“Should a devote baker be required to create a cake for a heterosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia ? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a heterosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?”

What does ANY of that have to do with sexual orientation?

[pipi_k]

23. That's actually something

it would be fun to see!

Hordes of hetero couples demanding penis cakes and vulva appetizers for their own weddings.

[uppityperson]

30. Especially since the Purpose of marriage is to produce children. That's the only reason

any of us get married, to have sex and procreate, right?

nude photos, good god

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. I must be going to the wrong --

gay weddings. I've been to a bunch and have yet to get nekkid or have penis cake. I WANT PENIS CAKE, DAMMIT!!!!

[LisaLynne]

14. I know, right???

We need better friends. Friends who serve penis cake.

[Vinca]

15. Who doesn't design a wedding cake around genitalia?

These people are out of their freaking minds.

[Skittles]

16. people revel in nekked wedding pictures?

why do I never get to see those kind? I'm always made to view dreadfully boring wedding photos.

[sheshe2]

17. It's fun watching their heads explode!

~ You mad bro?

[Rex]

18. Forced into slavery? In a right to work state?

nt.

[seveneyes]

20. Nobody can really be that ignorant

It has to be an act for attention.

[phantom power]

21. more proof that you can always just assume Conservatives are projecting

[pipi_k]

24. That's what I usually think too...

projecting their own fantasies onto other people

[oldandhappy]

22. Judson Phillips has a filthy mind.

Judson Phillips is the unaware, uneducated, uninspiring person here. He is clueless.

[Lex]

25. So can any baker or photographer turn down heterosexual work if it's lewd?

I don't get what this has to do with it being gay?

I don't know ANY gay people who've had genital-themed wedding cakes or naked wedding pictures, and I know more than a few gay folks who've gotten married over the last few years.

[Iris]

26. I guess he's never seen a boob cake.

penis cake - boob cake - what's the diff?

[jsr]

27. Judson Phillips is jealous

[kentauros]

28. Damn. I thought this was going to be about

teabaggers being offended by cakewrecks.








http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2014/2/10/10-wildly-inappropriate-come-on-cakes.html

[Blue Owl]

29. Teabaggers love those upside-down penis cakes

[Democracyinkind]

31. I'll say it again: These people are the real perverts.

Constantly and vividly talking about "lewd acts", "marrying animals" and "getting things shoved down my (their) throats".

These are the real perverts. They are scared of a society in which THEY would feel free to express their suppressed fantasies. It's projection. Even the most extreme fetishes are harmless against this kind of perversion.

[yardwork]

33. I'm intrigued to learn that I can have a Christian slave in Arizona now.

Where do I sign up for my Christian slave? Do I have to get married to get this, or is just being part of a gay couple enough? Is there someplace where I have to apply for my slave?

[Lex]

34. Pick me one up when you get yours.

Sounds like a deal. I wonder if I have to feed them penis shaped cakes all the time, or if they'll eat other easier things to make?

[yardwork]

37. My understanding is that they have to bake the penis cakes themselves.

Since they're our slaves, that would imply that labor and materials are free. It sounds like a great deal. I suspect that there will be long lines. We might have to get together a group to take turns holding our spot in line. Fire up the gay agenda fax lines.

[DinahMoeHum]

35. Dear Judson Phillips: Eat Me

(Special thanks to National Lampoon's Animal House)

[LiberalElite]

36. WOW do these gay wedding cake bakers have it all wrong -

http://www.engaygedweddings.com/ny/ny-wedding-cakes.html

[scarletwoman]

38. "Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants...

decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?”

Presumably, photographing nudity and sexual behavior at a heterosexual wedding would be okay. I hope my heterosexual friends and relatives keep that in mind when they plan their weddings.

[Cirque du So-What]

39. Yo Judson!

I gotta news flash for ya! Gay people are not the only ones who indulge in genitalia-shaped goodies. I've been privy to a couple of bachelorette parties where cakes in the shape of naughty bits were served - including hors d' oeuvres that proudly featured peckeroni. HowZAT grabya?!?

[RandySF]

40. The only penis cakes I ever heard of..

were at bachelorette parties.

[antiquie]

52. I've been served penis cake several times at heterosexual bridal showers.

even the bride's grandmother laughed.

[R B Garr]

41. It's amazing how their arguments about the supposed harm of marriage equality

have deteriorated as they've been systematically dismantled. From the legalese over whether marriage equality harms marriage or children, the sanctity of one man/one woman marriage, or whether or not proponents of Prop 8 (in California) have shown harm to have standing to bring a lawsuit, they are now reduced to alleged harm over..........penis cakes and gay wedding orgies.

You can almost hear the clock ticking down on their place in the sun.

[KurtNYC]

50. They know the truth isn't "bad" enough for their audience so they exaggerate.

And their exaggerations betray their own fantasies.

[theHandpuppet]

43. This pastor has volunteered to preside at all penis cake weddings

NYC Church Warns That 'Homo Demons' Unleashed By Obama Will Steal Men

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/church-sign-warns-homo-demons-unleashed-by-obama-will-steal-husbands

[npk]

44. This really just confirms that the religious right are just sexually repressed clowns

They always go straight to their own fantasies whenever they decide to project their insanity onto others.

[Coyotl]

45. Dog whistle politics just got a lot worse.

[Jim Lane]

46. Won't penis cakes be prohibited by the Sharia law we're about to impose nationwide? (n/t)

[Behind the Aegis]

47. Now I can't wait for my wedding!!!

Ho boy is my mom gonna be pissed!!

A penis cake? I wonder what kind of filling I should request!

"“Would they force a Jewish photographer to work a Klan or Nazi event? "

Yes, because so many Kluckers and Nazis seek out a Jew to photograph them! It ranks right up there with finding a black minister to marry them!

Some times, stupidity is just fucking entertaining.

[IronLionZion]

48. Why do conservatives spend so much time thinking of really weird sexual stuff?

They can't stop thinking about it.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

49. Can't wait for the first Fox "story"

Detailing a fine upstanding Xtian bakery being forced to produce a "penis cake" for a gay couple.

[KurtNYC]

51. "Mommyish" can help: "10 Awesome Ways To Reuse A Penis Cake Pan"

Once the enslaved bakers are freed, they can still use the pan they were forced to buy...

http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/18/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan/

[Generic Other]

55. That penis cake does not look gay to me

No self-respecting gay person I know would choose such a cheap looking Betty Crocker cake for a wedding!

These are hetero cakes. I googled

First from Mommyish a whole series of unusual penis cakes:
Clearly this one is being held by a bride at HER wedding:


And this one is for Bible Study:


And this for a baby shower:


http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/18/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan/

Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome:



'Bachelorette Pecker Party' Penis Shaped Cake Pan
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/cake-pan/

Oddly, all the google hits are for hetero penis and vagina cakes! WTF? From what I have observed, no gay men or lesbian women would be caught dead ordering such tacky looking food for a party! I mean come on! This is bachelorette territory. And the vagina cakes or pussy pastries are clearly for baby showers. So, I guess that's why Brewer vetoed the prohibition against penis cake.

[LibertyLover]

59. Hmm, I've got a cousin who just proposed to her girlfriend

and was accepted. I think that I'll suggest she and Poojah have a vulva or breast shaped cake at their reception and that they get one of our other cousins who lives in Arizona to get a bakery there to make it just to see if the baker flips out. And, borrowing an idea from "A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Forum", I'll suggest that their wedding reception be a sit-down orgy for 200. Hey, this could work!