ROFLMFAO reaction to AZ Veto: 'Only freedom of religion in America is worship of the anus'

[Coyotl]

This from your loving friends in Freeperville 'Only freedom of religion in America is worship of the anus'

TheObamaDiary.com ?@TheObamaDiary 1h
Free Republic responds to Jan Brewer decision: 'Only freedom of religion in America is worship of the anus'

Here's their screen capture, so you don't even have to go to Freeperville yourself.

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I checked what's happening on Twitter and the above is a top result. Here are some other jewels from Twitter:

Guy Endore-Kaiser ?@GuyEndoreKaiser 8h Favorited 917 times
Jan Brewer should be pushing to get more gays into Arizona. Then maybe someone could finally fix her hair.

Sarah Weinman ?@sarahw 2h
Jan Brewer does the right thing for the wrong reasons, but she wants to be on history's right side, of course. http://www.thewire.com/national/2014/02/jan-brewer-has-vetoed-arizonas-anti-gay-bill/358577/

Max Blumenthal ?@MaxBlumenthal 2h
Jan Brewer vetoes anti-gay segregation bill: http://www.azcentral.com/news/politics/articles/20140226arizona-jan-brewer-1062-statement.html … Now back to bashing Latinos with no public backlash.

Erin Gloria Ryan ?@morninggloria 2h
I'm about as impressed with Jan Brewer vetoing the gay discrimination bill as I am with every adult who refrains from punching babies.

Ethan Klapper ?@ethanklapper 3h
Jan Brewer announcing she’s entered the witness relocation program

Eric M. Cotecson ?@mrcotecson 20s
Gov. Jan Brewer vetoes SB1062. I'm guessing she didn't want Arizona to lose the Super Bowl for a second time. #ByTheTimeIGetToArizona

Bill Meyer ?@Billmeyershow 1m
#RINOS stampede AZ Gov Jan Brewer to veto bill protecting religious liberty. GOP embraces multicultural left..

Emily ?@gillyem 1m
Another career first for Jan Brewer. The first time she's trending for a good reason. #vetoed

toe knee ?@TonyPieOfPizza 3m
Jan brewer ruined it though. Guess you can discriminate anymore. What a shame. Who will stop the future gays??

Julie ?@NYCJulieNYC 4m
@Deanofcomedy Just a business concern. Jan Brewer is otherwise a racist, homophobic & not very bright excuse for a governor.

Jan Brewer ?@GovBrewer Retweets 11,116 Favorites 8,759
Moments ago, I vetoed #SB1062. pic.twitter.com/gdQn0dG2vB

[NYC_SKP]

1. Well, Like a Clock, Right?

You cover your ass, you worship your ass, only your own ass smells good, you ask people to kiss your ass.

American Exceptionalism! Our ass smells good, you other people, ewwww!

[MADem]

2. Wait a minute...that last "national anus" was selected, not elected!!!

The only ones worshiping him were on the Supreme Court....



Sorry....couldn't resist.....

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. Opinions are like anuses

[Coyotl]

6. DUzy!

[Eleanors38]

14. As shown, down through the anals of history.

[LumosMaxima]

4. I don't understand the over-the-top language around this.

These folks make it sound like their churches have been outlawed. No one has lost the ability to believe or practice their religion.

I tend to cut people a lot of slack when it comes to matters of religion and conscience, but this kind of hysteria just makes people look stupid.

[Scootaloo]

11. Fascism works best when you can convince your fellows that they're persecuted

[PD Turk]

13. If you tell a lie big enough

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels


All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” Herman Goering

[winter is coming]

15. I don't understand why people who find anal sex abhorrent spend so much time thinking about it. n/t

[WorseBeforeBetter]

5. I have no idea who Guy Endore-Kaiser is...

but his tweet made me laugh.

[Coyotl]

7. Was #RINO #JanBrewer forced to veto the state's anti-gay bill by the #gaymafia?

What can you say except, they did this to themselves.

Was ‪#?RINO‬ ‪#?JanBrewer‬ forced to veto the state's anti-gay bill by the ‪#?gaymafia‬?
https://www.facebook.com/NationalReportOnline/posts/252241704949762

National Report's Steven Wallace filed this brief following the decision:

After reportedly not being seen for several days, a Zombie-like corpse, purported to be that of Jane Brewer, the governor of ‪#?Arizona‬, appeared in the state house in Phoenix today.

Governor Jan Brewer announced that the so called 'Anti-Gay' bill, passed by Republican legislators earlier this week, would empower and breathe new life into discrimination, while at the same time, being a jobs killer and a potential death knell to the states businesses.

Governor Brewer's corpse, after signing the veto, then made a brief, mumbling and incoherent statement about taking no questions before lumbering slowly out of the building where she was met by crowds of angry Christians waving pitchforks and torches.

Under tight security, the governor's corpse fell into a waiting car, where it was whisked away to an unknown location and said to be resting comfortably this evening."

[Number23]

8. "At a point in time...

...probably in the next three years, the state will begin killing Christians."

What a coincidence that President Obama still has three years left in his term!!

[Coyotl]

9. More selected tweets

lisniggadamn ?@THUGLISS 3m
oh, and fuck Jan Brewer. She still ain't shit in my book.

Joshua Conkel ?@JoshuaConkel 6m
Jan Brewer looks SO much like the weird old grandpa from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Kanova (D) Mitchell ?@kanova 8m
Omg retweet! “@cjjr: It takes a special level of stupid to make Jan Brewer look reasonable.”

Brent Bly ?@brentbly 9m
jan brewer and Arizona can still #FUCKOFF

baron von awesome ?@RobFernau 10m
jan brewer certainly did not veto because of peoples rights. she's afraid of losing some corporate tax base. (she's still a douchebag )

Mike Rizzi ?@RizziMike 13m
If you're upset Jan Brewer vetoed the anti-gay bill, you can find solace in AZ police can still make minorities prove their citizenship.

Darius ?@2on2out 1m
Jan Brewer be like "How bout y'all send me a revised copy right after the Super Bowl?"

[Coyotl]

10. Ohio legislators withdraw anti-gay bill modeled on Arizona

Moments after Jan Brewer vetoes discriminatory bill, Ohio legislators withdraw anti-gay bill modeled on Arizona

“We feel that it is in the best interest of Ohioans that there be no further consideration of this legislation.”

Woah.

http://think-progress.tumblr.com/post/77966544605/moments-after-jan-brewer-vetoes-discriminatory-bill

[edbermac]

12. All hail the Mighty Anus!!!

[Coyotl]

16. LOL!!!!

[Initech]

20. Love that graphic!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

17. You mean, like Rush Limbaugh listeners?

[Coyotl]

19. BURN!

Rush, A-hole of the year!

[Warren DeMontague]

18. A combination Concentration Camp/Gay Wedding Cake Shop?