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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNot The Onion "American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization"
OK it is The Onion.........
http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin,35367/
FT. WORTH, TXExplaining that the costs of the service have grown too high in recent years, American Airlines announced Tuesday that it will no longer offer free cabin pressurization to passengers starting March 15. Unfortunately, to stay competitive as a legacy carrier in todays air travel market, it no longer makes economic sense for us to provide breathable air at altitude, said American Airlines CEO Doug Parker, noting that despite the cutbacks, air pressurization would still be available to first- and business-class travelers as well as those willing to pay an additional fee. While we regret any altitude sickness, blood problems, dimmed vision, or hyperventilation that may result from air pressure less than a third normal levels, we remind our customers that such effects will diminish as soon as the aircraft descends below 10,000 feet. Parker added that the company is also planning to discontinue complimentary landing gear on flights under four hours.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)liberal N proud
(60,335 posts)Oh and if you want a seat on the inside of the plane, tag on another $75
B Calm
(28,762 posts)When it clearly is The Onion. .
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,840 posts)malaise
(269,050 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)(P.S. Wish I'd thought of that one!)
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)you nut
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)The Extra Special Pun Network.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)And when are "writers" and "editors" going to learn the difference between "complimentary" and "complementary?"
RC
(25,592 posts)Warning, Word Police out and about!
The problem is our Teach To The Test, or TTTT schools, dumbing down our kids, that then grow into dumbed down adults.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)I made a good living as a writer and editor until I was dethroned and replaced by the newer, dumbed down , semi-illiterate models.
liberalhistorian
(20,818 posts)in this case. And I get being a grammar Nazi, having grown up with not one, but TWO English teachers who trained me to consider all errors as a personal affront. LOL.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)you are right. I was wrong. I have been away from my career and consigned to shit jobs surrounded by idiots and morons for entirely too long.
liberalhistorian
(20,818 posts)a LOT of us nowadays!
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)so you're trying to destroy its meaning by using it all the time? Like people who say 'literally' when they don't mean it?
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)the post was "It is the Onion". It's a ridiculous headline about an industry that is getting more ridiculous by the day.
leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)seemed plausible then the airline industry is more fucked up than I thought or you have much bigger issues than "shitty headlines".
leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)through of it.
frylock
(34,825 posts)yawnmaster
(2,812 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)kenny blankenship
(15,689 posts)You people in coach don't even think about tampering with the air lock door!
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)FarCenter
(19,429 posts)Additional information can be found at www.aa.com
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This document is to remain in your personal possession and must be presented to an airline representative upon request. Any changes in oxygen requirements such as a revised flow rate will require an updated statement.
You are responsible for knowing how to operate your portable oxygen concentrator (POC) device, ensuring that your device is in good condition and free from damage or excessive wear and tear.
You are responsible for traveling with an ample supply of batteries to power the POC no less than 150% for the duration of the flight and ground connection time where the POC is planned to be used (per manufacturers recommendation) for unanticipated delays. (Electrical power ports may be available on certain flight but cannot be depended upon to power the device. They are not a substitute for fully charged batteries.)
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(Cabins are pressurized to an altitude of 8,000 feet.)
http://www.aa.com/content/images/travelInformation/specialAssistance/physicians-consent-form.pdf