Humpday Hatemail!

[EarlG]

More treats from the Hate Mailbag to get you over the hump...

THE GAME'S UP

Subject: Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart dies at 43?!! This smacks of liberals with some type of unconscionable involvement. It wouldn't surprise me if it were you.

Kimberly

MMM, PURE COMMUNISM

Subject: first admendment

By revoking what I have said is showing you are very short sighted an ignorant. That you don't want to listen to the real truth except your own warped oppions.

This is not the true democratic way . this is pure communism.

stephen

YES, I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN PLENTY OF WEBSITES WITH CIRCUS MIDGETS AND ANIMALS

Subject: your web content

I stumbled across your website. It contains some of the dumbest material I have ever read and enforces my position, as an independent, that the Democratic party is ridiculously out of control and is dangerous for the future of the republic. I have seen websites with circus midgets and animals that have made more sense than the over-the-top, venom spewing, radical nonsense that is posted on your website. You have convinced me to vote Republican. Get a grip on yourselves and at least TRY to be objective. You're puppets, willingly or otherwise, and your intellectual integrity is non-existent. Shame on your sorry asses. And, for the record, your asses are among the sorriest I have ever witnessed.

A PROMT FU BECAUSE WE WASTING ON BS AGAIN

Subject: Feedback Reply

I am aware of your tactics via Christianity and the catholic chuch GO FOLLW ISLAM and FUCK U and your bankrupt solar companies.Yeah keep fighting Exxon while wasting like you on BS again a promt FU

STAIGHT TO THE POINT

Subject: POOR REPORTING

Please get your facts staight in alot of your reporting you are so far from the truth and the facts, What a stupid and poor, poor job, You guys have your heads on wrong mand your mouths filled with lies.

You schould learn how to report and write articles before you print them.

Concerned american.....................

A BACHMANN SUPPORTER WRITES

Subject: Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi says that "Bonehead" Bachmann is not Presidential Materal. Really?? Nigger Whoopi is alligator bait materal.

I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO GLENN BECK

Subject: SO YOUSE DUMOCRATS?

FIRST,

AS I ALWAYS DO, I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE I AM EITHER LOGICALLY OR
FACTUALLY WRONG ON ANY THING I SAY.

SECOND,

THERE ARE FORMER DUMOCRATS WHO ARE TEA PARTY SUPPORTERS.

THERE MAY EVEN BE SOME OTHER
DUMOCRATS WHO ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO FIND OUT WHAT THE THREE BASIC
TENENTS OF THE TEA PARTY ARE AND THEN BE TEA PARTY SUPPORTERS AS WELL.

I DO NOT SEE HOW ANY PERSON WHO CLAIMS TO BE INTELLIGENT CAN NOT SUPPORT
THE TEA PARTIES THREE BASIC TENENTS!

IT THEY DO NOT SUPPORT THEM, THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THEY ARE ACTUALLY
INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!
THIRD,

ANSWER ME THIS.

WHY ARE THERE MANY MORE FORMER LIBERALS THAN THERE ARE FORMER
CONSERVATIVES?

SINCE YOU MAY NOT KNOW, IT IS BECAUSE AS PEOPLE AGE, THEY GAIN IN
EXPERIENCE AND IN KNOWLEDGE.
WHICH CAUSES MANY OF THEM TO UNDERSTAND MOST LIBERAL IDEAS NEITHER CAN,
NOR DO, WORK IN THE "REAL" WORLD. THIS CAUSES THEM TO BECOME
CONSERVATIVES.

THIS IS PROVEN BY THE MANY BOOKS AND BLOGS WRITTEN BY FORMER LIBERALS
WHILE THERE IS A DEARTH OF THOSE WRITTEN BY "SUPPOSED" FORMER
CONSERVATIVES.

IT IS SAD, AND TOO BAD YOU HAVE DECIDED TO NOT BE AN INFORMED, RATIONAL
AND LOGICAL VOTER.

THIS AS NO RATIONAL, INFORMED,
LOGICAL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON WOULD EVER SUPPORT A TOTAL LOSER LIKE
ODUMA WHO PALS AROUND WITH TERRORISTS LIKE AYERS & DORN OR, FOR OVER 20
YEARS, LISTEN TO THE HATE FILLED SPEECH FOR AMERICA AND WHITES PUT OUT
BY HIS "MINISTER'!

ALL TRULY INFORMED PEOPLE KNOW ODUMA IS DISHONEST AND PROLIFIC LYING
ELITIST, A NARCISSISTIC AND ARROGANT SOCIALIST, A SLICK TALKING RACIST
CON MAN WHO HAS NEITHER HONOR OR INTEGRITY!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT

Subject: one-dimensional ameobas

I write brilliant, brilliant work, and have been published on the cover of international magazines and been ON MSNBC and CNN with my videos......

It is in my professional opinion, certain members of your admin are one-dimensional ameobas on the head of my dick.

[Rex]

1. LOL@reply #1!!!!

Wait...what? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR TIME!?!?

[pinto]

2. Someone schould learn to spell or keep their oppions to themself.

[Rhiannon12866]

44. ...

[ZenLefty]

81. Warped oppions! Get yer warped oppions right here!

First come, first served.

Spplies are lmmited so order now!

[CottonBear]

132. Warped oppions!

We have a new word in the Moran lexicon!

[gratuitous]

3. It takes an uncommon mind . . .

ALL TRULY INFORMED PEOPLE KNOW ODUMA IS DISHONEST AND PROLIFIC LYING
ELITIST, A NARCISSISTIC AND ARROGANT SOCIALIST . . .

An elitist AND a socialist! I thought those were nearly exclusive categories. But since the writer can not be proven wrong, either logically or factually, I guess the rest of the world needs some major adjusting. How kind of him to WRITE.

[Lost-in-FL]

14. I only saw letters... in caps.

As a learner of the english language I have to ask... is this person saying anything? I am concerned cause I can't understand a word he/she says.

[JHB]

80. Himda fob nech. Qin luofto, mandeich lanna dei

Bor guanna, feh Freeper landos ralmartogo qin bargol fob mekleth.

Ga, fob Heb Ui Ga Nii:
"Ecky Ecky Ecky ptang zoom biong mwamazam mwamazam...!"

[Lost-in-FL]

82. That's exactly why I thought.

Thanks for clarifying!

[Paulie]

114. Nee

Herring anyone?

[nxylas]

134. I understood every word

Individually, that is. Put them together and it's wallaby flamenco curriculum.

[surrealAmerican]

89. I actually felt kind of sorry for that writer.

It sounds like someone suffering from mental illness.

[Gore1FL]

103. Honestly, it sounds like people I am familiar with

at www.capitolgrilling.com

[zappaman]

4. "I have seen websites with circus midgets and animals"

If he means "mental midgets", I can think of a view right-wing sites....

[gkhouston]

109. I thought he was discussing his porn preferences.

[Chiyo-chichi]

141. He did note that he has witnessed a lot of asses.

[Iggo]

5. A prompt FU to you, EarlG.

[EarlG]

8. Oh yeah?

Same to you and your bankrupt solar companies!

[gratuitous]

26. That's a "promt" FU, thank you very much

Don't be pulling none of those elitist, socialist spelling tricks around here!

[Iggo]

31. Outed by my own education!

Curses!

[Aerows]

46. This whole string of conversation

Is Duzy worthy.

[Rex]

49. I always knew you were an elitist socialist!!!

[gkhouston]

110. Aren't promts made by Foxconn? n/t

[elleng]

6. CAN'T read them all; sorry you have to!

SOME, of course, are worth a laugh!

[Lost-in-FL]

7. Ewwww... a penil amoeba???

That guy's penis in infected!!!!!!!

[xxqqqzme]

67. Not possible. He's been

on the cover of international magazines!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

85. porn *is* an international business....

just sayin'

[Doc Holliday]

142. Dearest Blanche,

Thank you for reminding me to clean my monitor. I'd been putting it off.

You're the best.


Love, Doc

[BlancheSplanchnik]

146. I'll take dat love....

I'll take all I can get!


heeeeee....I have no idea what I did to PROMtly that, but....

I'll take it!!

[LeftinOH]

9. "I write brilliant, brilliant work...."

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me....

[Rob H.]

107. DUzy!

That cracked me up! Thanks for that.

[tallahasseedem]

10. I needed a laugh!

Thank you for posting!

[boston bean]

11. LOL

The last one had me LMAO!

saved the best for last, did ya EarlG?

I love your lead in to that one!

[ellisonz]

12. LOVE THE ALL CAPS

AS I ALWAYS DO, I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE I AM EITHER LOGICALLY OR
FACTUALLY WRONG ON ANY THING I SAY.

[Rex]

50. HA!

Wait...WHAT!?!?!

[lpbk2713]

13. LMAO ... Willfull ignorance on parade.

It must really hurt to be that stupid.

[Permanut]

15. Yay hatemail !!1!!

Hatemongers expose themselves; hilarity ensues. Or is that ensooz?

[William769]

16. "CIRCUS MIDGETS AND ANIMALS"!

We are the reason he is voting republican.

[peace frog]

33. I'll take the little people and animals

over his rapture-ready teabagging ilk any day of the week.

[HughBeaumont]

17. I see iPad3 has a Crayon version.

Fuck off, ALL CAPS. Jesus GAWD.

[siligut]

18. The screamer is my favorite

[frogmarch]

19. Hilarious!

I love reading the Hate Mailbag.

Please keep those emails coming, you stupid repukes.

[sinkingfeeling]

20. Glad to see the last letter from O'Keefe. He's such a humble person.

[sarge43]

71. And he has much to be humble about. n/t

[abbeyco]

21. I love Hate Mail day!

Good lord, the stupidity and ignorance just burn in those 'letters'; poor spelling and grammar notwithstanding.

[The Doctor.]

22. Yes! "Warped Oppions"!

My theory of Universal Inertial Acceleration is true!

[cbayer]

23. I knew it!! I knew that you were personally responsible for Breitbart's death!

Thanks so much for doing this.

[Marrah_G]

27. I wonder if he takes requests?

[cbayer]

38. EarlG is the grim reaper.

I have always had my suspicions.

[gkhouston]

111. If EarlG's the grim reaper, which amoeba is the merry reaper?

[Rex]

51. AND those bankrupt solar companies!!!

I saw him throwing rocks I did!!! Dam those solar lovers!!! Dam them!!!

[Marrah_G]

24. Dear Earl,

Do a few of your brain cells die every time you have to decipher one of those letters? It always amazes me that those people have figured out how to access the internet.

Marrah

[freshwest]

25. I don't even believe homeschooling can be blamed for that stuff... Yikes...

[Soylent Brice]

28. i'm reknown and infamous for my warped oppions. n/t

[LuckyLib]

140. Seriesly. What a collexion of morans!

[mfcorey1]

29. *#$&** to all of them

[demmiblue]

30. Sooo... the ameoba-man admits to having sexual relations with pond scum. Figures.

edit: I forgot to add that this brilliant, brilliant writer spelled amoeba wrong.

[FlaGatorJD]

32. Thanks EarlG

In light of recent events, it's hard not be saddened by the state of our society and the entire human race for that matter. A few laughs sure does help.

[stevenleser]

34. Not exactly William F. Buckley Jr's, are they?

The anti-intellectualism rampant throughout the Conservative movement over the last 20 years is apparent in these posts, none of which approach correct English in any way.

[geardaddy]

41. Or William F. Buckleys, Jr.

That's probably what WFB would correct you on.

They are real tools aren't they?

[stevenleser]

42. Touche

I object to the word tools only because that almost implies something utilitarian.

[MADem]

35. Anyone who claims there is "no difference" between the parties needs to read this sewage!

It's creepy, and amusing, and horrifying in its stupidity, all at the same time.

[irisblue]

36. dearest, dear earl

you've really really taken several for this team, and do deserve a neck rub and a mug of peppermint tea, sweetened to your taste, with warm sugar cookies... the "one-dimensional ameobas" did make me laugh so loudly i startled a sleeping dog awake.

[hifiguy]

37. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present Exhibit A

in support of the proposition that Freepers are descendants of the unauthorized mating of trilobites and lower orders of the plant kingdom.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

86. maybe *that's* what "brilliant, brilliant writer" actually found

on the end of his wee-wee.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

39. One shred of truth - we don't look at both sides of things around here ever. The minute a post

encourages analysis of pros and cons....you immediately get blasted with the party/DU line.

I love DU, but sometimes I wish there was more conversation about the pros and cons on
different issues. Kind of waste of all the brainpower around here.

[Joseph8th]

96. That's just the way it works out, b/c...

... so many of us are tr0lling the same site fighting over the same schmucks to "have dinner" with. (Or should that be, "with whom to have dinner?&quot

[Laura PourMeADrink]

126. Lord - Dee. What you talkin about Willis?? nt

[unionworks]

40. I love

... Humpday Hatemail!

[zeemike]

43. Well the cat is out of the bag now.

Now everyone knows we have a first rate assassin team here at DU.
Tell us the truth...do you do the whacking yourself or do you have you reprogram Grovelbot to do the work for you?

[southernyankeebelle]

45. Thanks for the laughs.

[Jester Messiah]

47. When you are hated by illiterate loser rage-addicts, you are doing something right. Cheers! [nt]

[Skittles]

48. funny, yet sad

these people are pathetic, and speak volumes about the need for education

[WheelWalker]

52. A wonderful mid-week break from the rational.

K&R

[Arkana]

53. "One-dimensional amoebas"?

Wanna see the videos of that guy trying to explain that to Sanjay Gupta.

[DRoseDARs]

58. Well, he says he's been published in all and sundry multiple times, and has lots of video on teevee.

I'm sure he's an important and well-respected... erm... patient.
At the institute.
That Dr. Gupta stays far away from.

[progressoid]

59. He's probably got the Gon-do-ka-ka-khackus

[gkhouston]

112. If you'd never made a valid point before, would *you* know what one looks like? n/t

[DFW]

54. Ah, no WONDER Republicans need those electronic vote-counting machines

If Republicans were forced to make do with only those votes REALLY cast for them, they'd get
maybe 13% of the total, and that's only in Alabama and Mississippi.

The rest of their supporters would not be able to find their local polling place, and those that
did can't read English well enough to find the name of the candidate for whom to vote.

[penndragon69]

55. These CLOWNS

have been drinking the FRACKING water again.

Their brains have been turned into elephant SHIT !

[Ikonoklast]

56. Sigh. These people, vastly proud of their ignorance, can vote.

Remember that when trying to change one of their minds using logic and facts; you are wasting your time.

[MadrasT]

57. These are so awesome

I LOVE ALL CAPS!!!1!!11

I want to make this my signature line

AS I ALWAYS DO, I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE I AM EITHER LOGICALLY OR
FACTUALLY WRONG ON ANY THING I SAY.

YOUSE DEMOCRATS!!1!!!1!!

[bluedigger]

63. AS I ALWAYS DO, I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE I AM EITHER LOGICALLY OR FACTUALLY WRONG ON ANY THING I SAY.

It's better as a post title.

Establishes the message.

[CanonRay]

60. I wonder if a "warped oppion" hurts much.

[hootinholler]

77. Only when someone trys to straighten it out.

Then from my observations whilst attempting to straighten one out, it hurts like a mother fucker.

[BlueIris]

61. Jesus.

This is my first foray into into the Hate Mailbag. It did not disappoint.

[montanto]

62. Now why would a republican be looking at his dick with a microscope?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

64. He wants to see it, and he has no other way to find it?

[colorado_ufo]

68. Tish-BOOM!

That one deserved a rim shot!

[Justpat]

65. I know this one...

To find out how many amoebas can dance on the head of republican dick?

[chervilant]

135. Oopsies...

That's 'ameobas' per the infallible Mr. Head of My Dick.

[Surya Gayatri]

66. Brilliant collection this week, Earl G...

Really rich pickings! Bwaaahaaaaa!

"alligator bait materal"
"one-dimensional (penile) ameobas"
"circus midgets and animals"

[av8rdave]

69. Does anyone know anything about the Tea Party tenents?

I didn't know they were landlords!

[BlueMTexpat]

131. I wondered about that one too.

Among so many others.

But remember, we who are mere mortals cannot refute anything this person says, even if we could figure out what the person is saying in the first place.

[SmileyRose]

70. I miss the email headers with the time stamps

It has always amazed me how many of those things are written by "hard working" Republicans during work hours.

[The Wizard]

72. Independent

Yeah right. How about embarrassed to admit being a Republican.

[Initech]

73. "One Dimensional Amoebas On My Dick" would make a great name for a death metal band.

[sarge43]

78. A Sex Pistols tribute band n/t

[Initech]

87. That actually sounds like a Nick Cave lyric...

"I got some one dimensional amoebas on my diiiiiiiiiiiick..."

[Iggo]

128. I think they're playing the second stage at OzzFest.

[hootinholler]

74. I know he said amoeba...

But I kept reading it as anemone and getting a stunning mental image thinking WTF?!?

[ProSense]

75. The one in

all caps looks like a ransom note. Does this moron realize that Etch-A-Sketch Rmoney is the right wings "severely conservative" candidate?

[mlevans]

76. EarlG, did you reply to any of these literary gems?

I should think you could have at least asked #3 why s/he had been staring at our asses.

[guitar man]

79. If I wanted to see circus midgets and animals

I'd stay right here and head to the DU Lounge

and for the record, my ass is fabulous!

[lunasun]

83. Just how old does that 'warped oppions' John Bircher have to be to sling

Communist as a slur????

If he was fashionably in the know he would have used Socialist!!

I think all their brains are full of parasitic one-dimensional amoebas!!!.....which (of course) the one freep spelled wrong( used ameobas twice so probably no typo but he is a brilliant published something you know )..........

[bvar22]

84. Is it just me, or...

...has the Hate Mail gotten even dumber?
The Hate Mailers I remember from the old days seemed like Honor Students compared to this crowd.

[Wait Wut]

88. Our dear EarlG...

...when they find out that you killed Breitbart with your awesome mental powers and put you in a cage forever...we'll write.

(You could always say Skinner made you do it with his brainwashing, hypnotistish stuff! )

[Little Star]

90. lol! Priceless

[pacalo]

91. Busted. Our greatest pleasure is in revoking short sighted an ignorant, warped oppions.

And which one of youse was unconscionably involved in Breitbart's death?!!

[padruig]

92. WOW ...

I really mean it this time ... WOW

[madokie]

93. Reading those was almost as good as sex

you notice I said Almost

[caseymoz]

94. Maybe liberal former conservatives cover it up?

I would be embarrassed.

[Major Hogwash]

95. I'm glad that guy got "STAIGHT TO THE POINT"

Because I thought he was going to say something that would lead in circles.

Dude, you forgot the "R".
What if everybody did that?
You'd wind up being a Epublican voting for Mitt Omney.
Which sounds like some kind of small foreign car that has an engine that leaks oil.

Or you'd cast your vote for Ick Santoum.
Which actually describes him better, oddly enough.

If not those 2, you'd be voting for Newt Gingich.
Which makes him sound, I don't know, Lithuanian or something.
So, maybe we ought to start asking to see his birth certificate.
Who names their kid "Newt" anyway?

I know it's easy to pass this off as being trivial about spelling, but when your hero becomes Onald Eagan, somehow that just doesn't pass the sniff test.

[pacalo]

125. Damn STAIGHT!

And I wonder how many sorry asses has the circus-midget websurfer actually witnessed?

[ejbr]

97. As much as Democrats piss me off on occasion...

reading those emails was like a slap in the face. Thanks for the reality check. Wow, Go Dems..

[Pakid]

98. What are the 3 basic tenents ( ? ) of the tea party

Let me guess They all start with the letter G I love Guns, God and hate Gays or are they I hate Gays, Poor People and Blacks Or maybe I love kissing the ass of the Rich I still hate Gays even when I am bent over for Bubba and my wife should not be allow to vote. Anybody else have any ideas what there 3 tenents are?

[crunch60]

115. Think if I write to the "Amoeba on the Dick' guy, he could tell me what the

three tenents of the Tea Party are? Cause I ain't joining them till I know.

[BiggJawn]

99. THE TEA PARTIES THREE BASIC TENENTS!

Um, OK, I think i have them here...

1. Racism, veiled under the code-word of "Taking OUR country BACK!"

2. An over-blown belief in one's ability as a Marksman (most of them MIGHT be able to hit the side of a barn, but only if they're standing inside it)

3. The ability to demand that government "Get OUT of my Life!" while sitting your ass on a Medicare-paid-for Hoveround scooter.

That about cover it?

[aka-chmeee]

100. For all I can make of it, it does.

I couldn't decide whether he was talking about those occupying his rental properties, three street sweeping machines or what. Then I realized that the spelling for either was incorrect and that he had written the word tenet, just like they say it.

[Curmudgeoness]

101. I'm going to go take a bath now....

or maybe I'll puke first.

They disgust me with the hate.

[Sparkly]

102. LOL!!

[Stuckinthebush]

104. Wouldn't a one dimensional ameoba [sic] really just be a point?

Not to be too technical here but I would imagine a one dimensional ameoba [sic] would look like a point on the end of the guy's penis. So, to take this to the next logical level, how would he know it was an ameoba [sic]?

[JBoy]

113. That jumped out at me too.

At least with a two dimensional amoeba you'd have something that might *look* like an amoeba.

With one dimension, it's like "well, it might be a dog, or a house, or a spatula, or maybe it's an amoeba."

[Stuckinthebush]

118. I guess we are overthinking it

Afterall, this isn't the brightest bulb in the socket we are analyzing. Just a Doofus with a computer.

[Motown_Johnny]

105. Is it safe to assume that only one dimensional amoebas fits on the head of his dick?

amoeba... not ameoba


you think if he is gonna try and sound smart he would run spell check

[MrMickeysMom]

106. Ahhhh, hate mail....

Yes, that's right... keep staying up late in your mom's basement pounding out those gems! It just could keep you from being obsessed with the size of your penis, or gunning down another progressive member of Congress, or anyone wandering around your gated community who looks like Whoopi Goldberg.

[lumberjack_jeff]

108. That's not Glenn Beck, that's gotta be Bob Beaudelang. n/t

[Jamaal510]

116. To anyone who was able to read today's entire hate mailbag, I commend you.

I couldn't make it to the last one. These are some ignorant know-it-alls, who shouldn't have any business voting.

[JitterbugPerfume]

117. feel the love

[ibegurpard]

119. Bravo!

the hate mailbag was what first brought me to DU ten years ago! More please!

[EFerrari]

120. On the internet, everyone is brilliant, right and promt.

[Doremus]

121. I love humpday hatemail!

OMG, tears are running down my face from laughing so hard.

Thanks EarlG, I needed that. The dogs are looking at me like I'm crazy now, but they'll get over it.

[Historic NY]

122. Earl you should pass them out for replies like letters from Santa....hate mail reply bag.

[DearAbby]

123. DU TRIVIA!!

How many one-dimensional ameobas will fit on a nitwit's dick?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

137. LOL

you just made me pee a little

[Dragonfli]

124. This is the first time I've bothered to read the hate mail, my Goddess what took me so long!

This stuff is absolutely hilarious!!!


I laughed through the whole thing and laughed even more reading the responses.

This is a mining area for DUzies as well as a portal into the mind of the modern neo-neanderthal, how on earth are they ambulatory with brain damage such as that?

[pamela]

127. If you really did kill Breitbart...

thank you

[libodem]

129. Oh, man

That's rich.

[madrchsod]

130. i love hate mail! good to see it back

[HappyMe]

133. Circus midgets! Animals! Amoebas! Oppions! or something

Can't warped oppions be chopped finely and sauted in olive oil?

[gordianot]

136. I have severed all ties via computer with people who express such opinions.

I also draw the line with physical threats why we have severed all interaction with some family members. It is good to know and understand the mental state of some who walk the street. Hate is out there and is very easy to recognize.

[Jim Lane]

138. Earl G, will Humpday Hatemail become a regular feature?

Every Wednesday?

Or quasi-regular, most Wednesdays but missing the weeks when the haters weren't amusing enough for your standards?

Or sporadic, just whenever the muse is upon you?

I enjoy reading them but I think quasi-regular is probably best. You can't count on a full post's worth of amusing rants every week.

[JoeyT]

139. I'm pretty sure #1 is a poe.

It's got to be. I refuse to believe there are "Breitbart lives!" or "EarlG killed Breitbart!" conspiracy theorists. (I can't tell which one she means.)

People cannot be that stupid. It's not physically possible.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

143. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG!! Thanks, I needed that. tears streaming down my face

[Doc Holliday]

144. Reading these reminds me

how much I miss the Top Ten Conservative Idiots.

{{{{{{{{{heavy, dramatic sigh}}}}}}}}}

[RFKHumphreyObama]

145. Oh my gosh

<It is in my professional opinion, certain members of your admin are one-dimensional ameobas on the head of my dick>

That made me burst into uncontrollable laughter. I just have no words for some of the stupidity you have to put up with.....