One line Satan forgot in his love note to Paul Ryan is:

[Mira]

I so look forward to working with you side by side throughout eternity.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

1. I love this!

Hilarious----and totally believable!

[Aerows]

13. That cat hunched up on it's hind legs walking away

is absolutely hilarious! !

[BlancheSplanchnik]

14. thanks!!!

I went looking long and intently for just the right one!!

[Marie Marie]

2. Hope Ryan likes warm (make that HOT) weather.

Looks like Satan is saving a seat for him.

[freshwest]

3. K&Rrr!!! Found at DU:

Republicans serve The Beast.

From the dawn of mankind they are the regressive element that's been holding back and destroying our civilization. They nourish other-dimensional entities that feed on misery, pain, and chaos.

Republicans are their minions, and hope to share in these entities' power, or be spared the pain.

But The Beast never shares; The Beast never spares.


By NBachers, IIRC...

And besides that:

http://www.examiner.com/article/charlie-rangel-republicans-going-to-hell-for-opposing-big-government

[IrishAyes]

4. Great OP! Thanks.

Although I try to avoid GD mostly, because of the Obama bashing and general riotous atmosphere, I know that leaves me missing many gems as well. So glad I caught yours.

[ChazInAz]

5. That's where that disappeared to!

The missing Screwtape Letter.

[SCVDem]

6. Come on in Paul!

Have a seat.

[ReRe]

7. Satan has his eye on Ryan....

... to take his place in Hell.

[Dalai_1]

8. K&R n/t (needed!)

[Quantess]

9. Nice!

[Chiquitita]

10. It would be more effective in its impact on repubs

Without the reference to the Republican Party.

[Mira]

12. Impact on Republicans!?! Please draw up a map or a list

and let me distribute it.
I have not found ANYTHING that gets through their deliberate obfuscation. It is one of my greatest sadnesses.

[Chiquitita]

16. I meant just average joes who vote. Not politicians

But I may be naive. There are a few cousins of mine in Wi who could go either way.

[Mira]

17. The very few Republicans left in my universe

Cannot hear or see – and are utterly unapproachable. On purpose

[Chiquitita]

18. ok

i hear ya

[FSogol]

11. PS. Next time, wash the dirty dishes, not the clean ones, you chump.

[Kingofalldems]

15. Ryan reminds me of Judge Smails: