America, You Deserve Justin Bieber
America, You Deserve Justin Bieber
By Christopher Flavelle Jan 30, 2014 7:33 AM PT
Now that 100,000 people have signed a petition on the White House website demanding Justin Bieber's deportation, forcing a review and official response, I'd like to point out a few things about my fellow Canadian.
First, America, you made him this way. Bieber was just a regular kid from Ontario until he was discovered and signed by a U.S. label. And now look at him: throwing eggs at the neighbors, abusing antidepressants and walking around with his shirt off. If this new Justin Bieber walked into any Canadian hockey arena tomorrow, he would be ripped apart and eaten. You've taken a perfectly good Canadian and turned him soft.
Second, did I get the hierarchy wrong for major offenses in the U.S.? You can't go a few days in this country without reading about a shooting, and suddenly some kid driving his Ferrari at 55 miles per hour in a 30-mph zone is an unacceptable threat to public safety? It's not like Bieber shot somebody for throwing popcorn at him.
Third, Americans, could you stop making summary deportation the default remedy for people you decide you don't like? In what universe does it make sense for somebody to be deported just because 100,000 people sign a petition? The same universe where a Democratic administration deports a record 400,000 people a year to look tough on enforcement, in the hopes of persuading Republicans to agree to immigration reform, that's where. Please stop treating us as props for whatever populist whimsy catches your flitting glance
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-30/america-you-deserve-justin-bieber.html
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