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Are you a turtle? (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Jan 2014 OP
Does that mean I have a sense of enturtlement? Orrex Jan 2014 #1
Ha! Very good! nt Are_grits_groceries Jan 2014 #4
You bet your sweet ass I am. hootinholler Jan 2014 #2
It's fun to check. nt Are_grits_groceries Jan 2014 #5
You bet your sweet ass I am! nt MineralMan Jan 2014 #3
Bet your sweet ass I am. longship Jan 2014 #6
See here dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #7
LOL!! Good One! democratisphere Jan 2014 #10
You bet your sweet ass I am LiberalEsto Jan 2014 #8
YBYSAIA madamesilverspurs Jan 2014 #9
You bet your sweet ass I am jberryhill Jan 2014 #11
You bet your sweet ass I am NuclearDem Jan 2014 #12
Suck-up. randome Jan 2014 #14
I refuse to reply on the grounds that I want to buy a round for the house. malthaussen Jan 2014 #13
I tried the entry questions. PowerToThePeople Jan 2014 #15
You bet your sweet ass I am. n/t trackfan Jan 2014 #16
Tortoise n/t Aerows Jan 2014 #17
wind chill -20 question everything Jan 2014 #18
I remember seeing an Interplanetary Order of Turtles card for Wally Schirra Maeve Jan 2014 #19

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
7. See here
Mon Jan 20, 2014, 10:59 AM
Jan 2014

A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back.

A bloke on the other side of the road asked, "Where are you going?"

The naked man replied, "To a fancy dress party."

"What as?" asked the bemused gentleman.

"A turtle", said the naked man.

"Well, who is the woman on your back?" said the intrigued gentleman.

"Oh, that's Michelle!!!." the naked man explained.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
14. Suck-up.
Mon Jan 20, 2014, 02:37 PM
Jan 2014

[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)
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Maeve

(42,286 posts)
19. I remember seeing an Interplanetary Order of Turtles card for Wally Schirra
Mon Jan 20, 2014, 02:53 PM
Jan 2014

IIRC, it was at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum (but that was a long time ago, so it could have been elsewhere--I've been in a lot of museums)
And you bet your diabetic donkey I am!

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