Billboard in Georgia

[n2doc]

http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/73584165466/just-a-billboard-in-georgia-submitted-by

[VanillaRhapsody]

1. What if he doesn't look like that guy....will those guys shoot him?

[nomorenomore08]

3. He'll probably wind up in Gitmo, honestly... n/t

[PowerToThePeople]

6. Maybe he was taken out by a drone strike already. n/t

[nomorenomore08]

9. How sadly ironic would it be for the Rapture folks if their little holy war literally killed

the baby Jesus? Somebody's sure going to hell for that...

[immoderate]

2. In control? So why is everything so fucked up?

Time for another testament?

--imm

[lumpy]

30. Appears that some one who is supposed to be having control is falling down on the job.

Time to put some other god in control ?

[immoderate]

40. This god has done nothing but fuck up since he's been here.

Might as well bring somebody off the bench.

--imm

[Wait Wut]

4. Okay...I give up.

If Jesus has tanks, we may as well just fold it up.

Hail Jesus, GOP and the MIC!!!


Seriously, do these nuts not get it that Jesus would slap them silly for this?

[VanillaRhapsody]

12. No they don't....they are Irony Deficient!

[Ilsa]

19. Jesus needs tanks? That Omnipotence thingy ain't working

out for the guy in the sky!

[GP6971]

29. Where's the mushroom cloud???? n/t

[Cali_Democrat]

5. Dafuq?

[petronius]

7. "I'll be back" - sounds like Jesus is starring in a Terminator reboot

Freaking weird...

[awoke_in_2003]

17. Not Jesusy enough...

maybe "Verily I say unto thee, I will be back"

[shenmue]

20. I went to that site

It's pretty low-rent.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Because Jesus always steals lines from Ahnoooold

[rdharma]

10. It's not a toomah! nt

[pinboy3niner]

11. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before u, and to hear the lamentations of their women! nt

[VanillaRhapsody]

15. "It's not a toomah!"

...its a cross I swear!

[rdharma]

25. I want a pizza!

[Mr Dixon]

14. FUNNY

[JHB]

16. He's the Duke of New York! He's A-#1!

"My neme is Jesus Montoya! You killed my father!* Prepare to die!"


*so... God is dead? Or is it just a "Paul is dead" thing?

[rdharma]

28. He's the duke!

[kwassa]

18. Here is a billboard I saw in Georgia in the 1960s.

I was just a kid, on my way with my family down to Florida.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

21. So the apocalyptic clusterfuck in the background is what they call "under control"?

Take the shot, Jesus! Take the shot!

[davidpdx]

22. What would kill them literally

is if someone climbed up there with a picture of Osama bin Laden's face and pasted it over. Watching their heads explode would be worth it.

[n2doc]

24. They would probably think it was that 'duck dynasty' guy

RW'ers have very short memories.

[davidpdx]

26. Ah good point

He does look a bit like bin Laden doesn't he?

[spanone]

23. that should scare the shit out of the televangelists

[lordsummerisle]

27. wait, you photoshopped this, right? n/ t

[rdharma]

31. Wow!

[jsr]

32. He'll lose control when he comes

[Warren DeMontague]

35. Dont we all?

[Warren DeMontague]

33. You might be interpreting it wrong. It could be a cry for help from someone plagued w/hallucinations

And maybe the text of the billboard was done in dictation. Like, "yes i am having religious visions and paranoia that the troops, tanks, and black helicopters are after me but ... I'm ... still... In... Control... JESUS! ...it's a 500 foot tall octopus with the head of Margaret Thatcher"


...that sort of thing.

[herding cats]

34. WWJBTS Who would Jesus blast to smithereens?

Or maybe, Jesus starring in Apocalypse Now! Coming soon to a theater near you.

I don't get what they're trying to depict with this, really.

[jsr]

39. Jesus says: "I've got WEAPONS and SOLDIERS watching Amurca for me while I'm on break"

[BlueStreak]

36. I think it is Luke 6:29 that says

If a man slaps you, turn the other cheek, then blast him to hell with the baddest military weapons the government can provide you.

I may not have that verbatim, but I think that's pretty close.

[hrmjustin]

37. Oh Lord!

[Wolf Frankula]

38. He Looks Like an Iranian

Look out Jebus, those Iron Chariots can kick your ass.

Wolf

[A HERETIC I AM]

44. He looks like this dude with an Instagram account;

[Hoyt]

41. Bombing innocent people in name of love and peace.

[hootinholler]

42. I'm surprised he's not singing Bomb Iran

[Scuba]

43. Gotta love the black helicopter.

[Paladin]

45. There he is: Right-Wing Jesus in all his glory!

None of that Turn The Other Cheek shit for RWJ, not when He's got infantry and an armored division to smite His enemies with. Poor people, you're on your own with that whole Loaves-And-Fishes thing: get a fucking job! RWJ's gotta run---He needs to view a few film clips to decide whether Brad Pitt is white enough to portray Him in the movie!

[johnnyreb]

46. We need to hurry up and bust the Saudi-911 crime ring

Before our neighbors get even crazier.