Rebel Alliance Hero Pens Tell-All Book

[MrScorpio]

A moment of illicit love between tell-all book author, Chewbacca and Princess Leia

THE IMPERIAL GALAXY - Chewbacca, Han Solo's 200 year old, seven foot tall Wookie sidekick and co-pilot of the smuggling starship, The Millennium Falcon, released a tell-all autobiography today, where he reveals a ten year long illicit love affair with Princess Leia Organa, the wife of Solo.

The affair started, surprisingly enough, just after the fall of the Empire and the death of Emperor Palpatine at The Battle of Endor. Chewbacca had just returned to the Millennium Falcon from his home planet of Kashyyyk, after completing his studies of Wookiesutra, the mystical art of Wookie lovemaking. He had earned the title of Master, Twelth Level, in which he didn't waste anytime in using. Chewbacca details the circumstances, in his book, which let to him seducing Leia Organa and starting their long adulterous affair together, where he details her ravenous sexual appetite for someone whom she once described as "a big walking carpet."

Chewbacca wrote that he wanted to begin an affair with Leia just after the two met for the very first time, after the destruction of the first Imperial Death Star. A station from which he played a vital part in her rescue. Chewbacca alleges in his book that he was the mastermind of the entire rescue and ultimately, the moon-sized station's obliteration. "The entire operation," he writes, "Was doomed to fail without my leadership. Even if the humans got all of the glory." He also writes that he was intent of bringing the collapse of the Empire, as the there existed a ban on inter-species sexual relationships by imperial decree.

The affair ended quite abruptly after Leia gave birth to a half-human/half-wookie child during The Crystal Star crisis. This resulted in the loss of two marriages, both Leia and Han's, as well as the marriage of Chewbacca and his wife, Mallatobuck. Not to mention the collapse of the long partnership between Solo and the Wookie.

The sad part the story details Leia giving up for adoption, her love child with Chewbacca, to a family of Ewoks on Endor. The Wookie mentions that he has given up any claims to the child, as it would be in the child's best interests, given his nomadic lifestyle. He declines to give further details in the book to protect the privacy of his child and the adoptive family.

Chewbacca also writes in the book that entire Star Wars Saga completely undervalues his own exploits and he also reveals his previously hidden feelings for all of his former compatriots.


The only known picture of Chewbacca and Leia's love child. Name Unknown.