anyone with photoshop, please make a Christie pic ...

[pepperbear]

...With him in a hard hat setting up some traffic cones.

[rufus dog]

1. Would prefer him in a chain gang jumpsuit. Nt

[freshwest]

2. I got nothing. While we're waiting for a photoshopper, here's something for you. May be useful:

[TexasTowelie]

3. Come on freshwest,

I recognize Lamar Boulevard in Austin any old day!

[freshwest]

7. Live oaks a dead give away, huh? Well, I tried. n/t

[TexasTowelie]

10. I've driven around that curve on Lamar a few hundred times in the past thirty years.

BTW, I've also memorized nearly every landmark between Austin and Dallas on I-35.

[Coyotl]

4. Try the meme generator sites.

[jsr]

5. Massive 4-day traffic jam caused by New Jersey terrorists

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Not a lot of time to spend on it right now, but here you go:

[freshwest]

8. Not bad at all, but I'm thinking a side view of him setting them up would be more effective to show

his active participation in this deadly and cowardly stunt.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Is he physically capable of bending over?

Serious question.

[TexasTowelie]

11. He has to keep an oxygen tank nearby to avoid wheezing attacks.

I'd doubt he get more than three or four of them in place before he would be exhausted.

[klook]

12. He expects everyone else to bend over for him.

Serious answer.