Gingrich: "As My Foes Wrangle, the 'More Attractive I'll Look"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

"...Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich says although he came in second in the two southern primary contests Tuesday it remains a three-man race and the more rivals Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum attack each other "the more attractive I'll look."..."

http://www.topix.com/us-house/allen-west/2012/03/gingrich-as-my-foes-wrangle-the-more-attractive-ill-look

Somehow the words “attractive” and “Gingrich” sound a little dissonant together in the same sentence. Maybe if Romney and Santorum took baths in sulfuric acid and then set themselves on fire…

[sudopod]

1. As far as looking more attractive goes...

he's got nowhere to go but up.

[lpbk2713]

2. Um, Newtie ... when is this ploy supposed to begin?

The Primary run is almost over and you can't even see the head of the pack from where you are.

[hifiguy]

3. Sorry, putz, but the ugliness is there to stay

both outer and inner.

[MineralMan]

4. There's not enough makeup on the planet

to make your amphibian self attractive. See ya.

[immoderate]

5. Newt, you are a rascal!

Call me crazy, but this cannot be their first team.

--imm

[Initech]

6. Newt attractive???

[librechik]

7. Wrong Again, Newt.

http://bit.ly/zpA9xC

[Solly Mack]

8. to other newts, maybe. And that's a BIG maybe.

[excuse not to write]

9. Yeah. Right.

[gratuitous]

10. Dear Newt:

The Breck Girl you ain't.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood
gratuitous

[deacon]

11. It's over newt. You know it. n/t

[Aerows]

12. In other news

Gingrich announced "I do, in fact, have the sense God gave a billy goat, and I'm working on getting in out of the rain."

[B Calm]

13. Newt in a Wet T Shirt Contest would be

the MASTER OF LOVE!

[tanyev]

14. Not even after two bottles of wine, Newt.

[TheKentuckian]

15. There may be be a depressing truth to the statement.

My girlfriend said the same thing a few days ago and she hates Newt with the white hot fury of a million supernovas.

[Kennah]

16. Santorum and Mittens must be using ugly sticks in their wrangle

[Generic Other]

17. He's the pompotus of love

ask Sarah Palin. She'd tap that!

[Canuckistanian]

18. Trust me, Newt

Nobody finds you attractive except yourself. Oh, and maybe that Stepford wife you have at the moment.

[DFW]

19. Last time I saw Newt was January, 2011

If you've been blind an deaf since birth, then MAYBE.........but otherwise, I doubt Newt
will start looking "attractive" to anyone except people on the receiving end of lavish
campaign expenditures, courtesy of Sheldon Adelson.

[JI7]

20. we are going to need someone way hotter than Brad Pitt to play him

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Just what alternative universe is he living in?