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The King James Bible and more recent translations are veritable primers of progressive agitprop, according to the founder of Conservapedia.
AlterNet / By Richard Schiffman
December 20, 2013
Liberal bias in the media pales in comparison to what youll find in your standard-issue Bibles, according to Conservapedia.com, a kind of Wikipedia for the religious right. The King James Bible, not to mention more recent translations like the New International Version (NIV), are veritable primers of progressive agitprop, complains Andy Schlafly, the founder of Conservapedia.com. (His mother, Phyllis, is an activist best known for her opposition to feminism and the Equal Rights Amendment.)
But not to worry. Andy Schlaflys group is on the case, and they have invited you to pitch in. Well, maybe not you, exactly, but the "best of the public, whose assistance is solicited in proposing new wording for left-leaning Bible verses.
Dont know Aramaic, Hebrew or ancient Greek? Not a problem. What they are looking for is not exactly egghead scholarship, but a knack for using words they've read in the Wall Street Journal. They have a list of promising candidates on their website words like capitalism, work ethic, death penalty, anticompetitive, elitism, productivity, privatize, pro-lifeall of which are conspicuously missing from those socialist-inspired Bibles weve been reading lately.
In the several years since their translation project was inaugurated, all of the New Testament and several books of the Old have been thoroughly revised. But lots still remains to be done. If you've got a soft spot for Leviticus, the Book of Amos, Lamentations or Numbers, they are all still available for rewrite, so get cracking!
http://www.alternet.org/belief/right-wing-group-seeks-help-rewriting-bible-because-its-not-conservative-enough
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)sakabatou
(42,152 posts)tjwash
(8,219 posts)Besides - the bible is mostly just a steaming pile of made-to-suit exaggerations anyway.
Kablooie
(18,634 posts)Excellence in God-re-casting.
longship
(40,416 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)So these fools are basically rewriting the English translations? That's just too much
JHB
(37,160 posts)...Pat Robertson hawking "The Book", going to absurd lengths to not use the word "translation". It retold the KJV in modern English -- a translation of a translation! But since they still claimed it to "really" be the KJV and Pat himself was flogging it, people bought it. That is, the people who gave rise to the term "shorn again".
Pholus
(4,062 posts)Hey, I hope they try. Wonder how they're gonna react when they get to the last page?
18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll.
19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
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(4,835 posts)18) warn everyone who hears the prophesy of this scroll: if anyone votes for anything but republicans, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll.
19) and if anyone votes for a democrat, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
There might be a section requiring that a specific number of duck dynasty episodes be viewed in a lifetime and a mention of mandatory Chick-Fil-A meals in a few of the other epistles, but I don't see any huge hurdles created by these particular passages.
Pholus
(4,062 posts)Solves their hypocrisy problem neatly. You better add a section about Nascar too! Perhaps that's what brought
Jericho's walls down, 500 laps...
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)My favorite guideline for a conservative bible:
"Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil "
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)I mean, Andrew Schlafly and his crack brainchildren at Conservapedia . . . those guys are like the ARBITERS of all intelligent thought regarding the Almighty's role in . . . . everything . . . . imaginable . . .
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Lenski_Affair
YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)Religion is secondary to politics for these assholes.
newfie11
(8,159 posts)Maybe or maybe not but knowing humans as I do I would bet it's been rewritten to the rulers of the day.
In this instance it is the losers of the day.
You're familiar with the King James Version of the Bible, right? The bible has DEFINITELY been rewritten in order to appeal to the rulers of the time.
There are lots of versions of THE BIBLE!
I'm pretty sure there will be lots more if humanity doesn't kill itself off.
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freshwest
(53,661 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)It would free up more of the tithes to invest in offshore accounts in properly religious countries (those without satanistic extradition agreements with the US), jeroboams of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945 holy communion wine, and weekend prayer retreats at The Ranch at Rock Creek (Philipsburg, Montana).
Just trying to help.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)B Calm
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CJCRANE
(18,184 posts)Maybe you're in the wrong religion?
Ganja Ninja
(15,953 posts)Conservatism is no longer a political movement. It's a full blown cult.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)DFW
(54,403 posts)Got away with it big time. Called it the Book of Mormon and planted the seeds for a very successful Broadway Musical nearly 200 years later.
Shampoobra
(423 posts)The earliest, most authentic manuscripts of the Gospel According to Luke lack this verse fragment set forth at the start of Luke 23:34:
Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
Is this a corruption of the original, perhaps promoted by liberals without regard to its authenticity? This does not appear in any other Gospel, and the simple fact is that some of the persecutors of Jesus did know what they were doing. This quotation is a favorite of liberals, although it does not appear in the earliest and best manuscripts of the Gospel of Luke. It should not appear in a conservative Bible, because in point of fact Jesus might never had said it at all.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,444 posts)Feral Child
(2,086 posts)Keeps 'em to busy to troll DU is my hope...
LTR
(13,227 posts)1. Hard-core conservatives always claim that the Bible is infallible, and should be followed verbatim (which would be impossible).
2. The Bible is a book written by people.
Xolodno
(6,395 posts)...the Bible was put together roughly 70 years after the first Ecumenical Council....there was no liberal bias. The first real English translation was the "Great Bible"...again, no liberal bias there.
These guys are to the right of the Roman Emperor Constantine and King Henry the VIII. The KJV was commissioned to placate the Puritans...and that isn't conservative enough?