Let's list here some of the requirements there should be for men to get Viagara

[LynneSin]

Personally, I don't care if they use it but since they give a rats ass what I do with my body then same for them.

Some of the things we should include in the law:

1.) Show voter registration card (because honestly, if you are a registered male democratic voter we know you support women and won't need to go thru all of this)
2.) I think a mans' employer should be able to decide if a man can get a prescription to Viagara. So a permission note from the boss.
3.) All socks would have to be sent in for investigation since they are a commonly used item to cover up a man's crime scene.

What else can you think of.

[The Magistrate]

1. Prostate Exams, Ma'am

Necessary to check for functional levels of fluid production....

[GeorgeGist]

2. 4.) Must be fertile.

[HockeyMom]

3. 4. Your woman must be able to make babies

If she is sterile do to infertility or age, sorry NO Viagra for you. The purpose of sex is to PROCREATE! Your "getting it up" will be sex without CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!

[banned from Kos]

4. No Christian gay porn addicts

they would be fooling their wives with Viagra.

[Voice for Peace]

5. must be married. must have wife's permission.

[cynatnite]

6. Sex life history or lack thereof. n/t

[EC]

7. Have to prove he is married

for we don't want any premarital sex, now do we? And they should sign a contract stating they will not commit adultry while on the pill - the contract will have the authority to fine them greatly if they are caught cheating while on the pill.

[sarge43]

8. A sworn notarize statement from a SO stating that Big Jack isn't frisky anymore

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A whole battery of invasive medical tests confirming cardiac health and reason for lack of function, paid for by the man of course.

Special Viagara clinics where the man has to run a gauntlet of jeering morons throwing sausages and screaming "One, two, three, four, can't get it up no more."

[daleanime]

14. Not good enough...

we need proof on You-tube(which would take on a whole other meaning).

[sarge43]

23. I think the Youtube show should apply to Republican legislators only.

[daleanime]

26. Have to admit....

I could live with that.

[leftyohiolib]

9. uh-oh guys looks like women are hip to the whole sock thing. which of you let that secret out

that's in the top 10 rules in the guide to being men. no one tells women of the sock.

[LynneSin]

11. Then you need to start doing the *)#% laundry

when socks can stand up on their own - we know!

We're smart like that.

[leftyohiolib]

13. oh .... oops

[Aerows]

12. I disagree with all of this

Let's just bring back what is natural. When planning a herd most of the males get castrated for preservation of the herd. That's what government is for, right? Proper planning?

[LynneSin]

22. Can we start with all elected GOP males

[nolabear]

15. Psych testing to prove that erection is in response to the "right" kind of stimulation.

Fetishes, no. S&M, nope. Only missionary position reproductive slightly disgruntled procreation sex...Bingo!

[gratuitous]

16. One boner-in-a-bottle pill per month

Any more than that, and we're sailing into the dangerous waters of sex-as-something-for-other-than-procreation territory, and that makes Baby Ricky cry!

[sinkingfeeling]

17. Make sure there's no illegal drug use causing dysfunction.

[LynneSin]

20. Perhaps they should all have to take a drug test

Since they are making the poor take them.

[sinkingfeeling]

24. Absolutely! I want to protect my insurance company's profit.

[Better Believe It]

18. Must be 18 years old.

If you're over 18 years old your SOL.

[blogslut]

19. He must sign a form

...stating that he will only have sex only for the purposes of procreation - with his church-married wife, natch.

[Kalidurga]

21. To summarize...

Maybe I will come up with something new, but this list looks pretty comprehensive.

1. Must be married.

2. To a member of the opposite sex, no viagra for gay couples.

3. Must have a full medical exam. We wouldn't want anything less than a fully healthy male taking this potentially dangerous product.

4. Must have the doctor visit accompanied by his wife. Not SO, this is for married men only.

5. Must be using it in an attempt to have children.

6. Must be make enough money to support the addition of a child to the family. (finally I think I got one that isn't already on the list)

7. They must prove they won't use it to commit violence.

8. Mental health exam. The problem might just be in their heads.

[LynneSin]

25. Don't forget the full prostate, rectal and colon exams

and a drug test too.

And must be a registered GOP too.

[LadyHawkAZ]

27. Add the same 1 month waiting period after the counseling- just to make SURE

they know what they really want- that they told me I had to have if I wanted a tubal, and we have a perfect list.

[tableturner]

28. Should require cystoscopy

Yes, cystoscopy (insertion of a cystoscope, which is a medical device inserted into the penis) should be required to make sure of the proper penile health before prescribing ED drugs. We need to make sure all of us men are properly informed as to the risks of these drugs! There could be a weakness in the structure that would make an erection dangerous. To those who say they already know that an erection is not dangerous to them, I say "Well.....just because the problem has not made itself evident does not mean that the next erection will be safely tolerated. We need to protect you, if not from us, then from yourselves."

[LynneSin]

29. ding ding ding ding ding - we have a winner

[kestrel91316]

30. Married men only. Both husband AND wife must submit to FULL fertility exams

quarterly. Pregnancy tests monthly for wife.

NO Viagra if either of them is infertile.
NO Viagra if she becomes pregnant (until after she delivers).

There is one and only one purpose for sex and that is to make a baby. You make the idiotic rules, you damned well live by them.

[savalez]

31. English proficiency exam!

They first need to prove that they have a firm grasp of the English language. (there's a joke in there somewhere)

[HopeHoops]

32. Proof that they would ever have a flying fuck of a chance of getting laid. Rush fails that one.

[lindysalsagal]

33. Public oath that they belong to the "right" religion, use the "right" names and phrases for everyth

everything, and a signed perfect 5-year sunday attendance record from the church pastor, including never having fallen asleep in the pew. Also, agree to place $5,000 in escrow to be given to wife if he ever watches porn or goes to a strip club.

[librechik]

34. They should be required to announce it in the newspapers among the Legal Notices

it's a pretty big deal. In a way.