Viagra and "Spilled Sperm" Laws Sweep States
Ohio legislator Nina Turner has become the latest in a series of female state legislators to give her male colleagues a taste of their own medicine by introducing a bill that limits men's ability to get a Viagra prescription without meeting certain government conditions. . .
Specifically, Turner's bill would require men to receive psychological counseling to verify that they have a medical reason for taking erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, before they can legally obtain a prescription for it. It would also require doctors to inform men, in writing, about the potential risks of drugs like Viagra.
The bill borrows language directly from Ohio's controversial "heartbeat bill," which bans abortions after the fetal heartbeat can be detected -- often before a woman even knows she's pregnant. But Turner said her bill is not just an answer to the heartbeat bill; she has been outraged by number of bills and amendments over the past couple of years, including a one recently proposed to ban physician assistants from placing or removing intrauterine devices (known as IUDs), a common form of birth control, based on the Republican sponsor's moral opposition to that method of contraception. . .
Oklahoma Sen. Constance Johnson, also a Democrat, proposed a "spilled semen" amendment to her state's "feel personhood" bill that would declare it an act against unborn children for men to waste sperm. Illinois state Rep. Kelly Cassidy, another Democrat, introduced an amendment to a state mandatory ultrasound bill that would require men to watch a graphic video about Viagra's side effects before being able to receive a prescription for it. A bill filed by Virginia state Sen. Janet Howell (D), would require men to obtain a rectal exam before obtaining such a prescription."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/nina-turner-viagra-contraception-bills_n_1341642.html
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PB
inspired. Hilarious!
It's the patriotic thing to do. 
Boner pills for boneheads. And Bob.
If they can force that in our vaginal then we can stick that up their ass!
So even the religious fundamentalists will back that "No sperm left behind" legislation, right?
I think we should pass it in honor of Dorothy Parker, who named her canary Onan, because "he spills his seed on the ground."
the neighbors might see me 
"No sperm left behind" legislation.
then we should respect that.
"And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions... where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg... could be termed reckless abandonment."
"I believe you've just won your case. Ms. Woods,......"
"We'll have to do an examination first!"
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who are in the adult industry worrying if the guys aren't cumming, they won't be there for the shows (ahem calling Dr. Ruth. spilled sperm is good for you. And not only that, spilled sperm is usually on the begging from the lady. Pull out pull out..
or just the old Carlin line. Sorry honey the phone rang and it startled me. So 1/2 of this absurd discussion is anti woman. The other half, with the viagra. Thats more like it. I don't think we need to be labeling women who enjoy spilled sperm , cannibalism supporters 
now do you mind. lemme get back to christina model Got tease?
that you have requested a prescription for Viagra.
This postcard has been sent to you as an automatic response to that notification. Congratulations on becoming the newest member of The Viagra Database. Your name will be included in The Viagra Database regardless of the outcome of your request. Your stated support of Women's Rights bears no weight in this decision; You are a Man, therefore you suck.
As you may or may not know; The Commission was created to ensure that every male in The United States is made to pay for the transgressions of every OTHER male who has ever lived. That you carry a Broken X chromosome is of no consequence to The Commission.
Your participation in the War Against Women has all but been confirmed by the aforementioned request for Viagra.
After thorough investigation and assistance from the heroic organization known as Anonymous, it was discovered that you, on April 28 of last year, at 1:28 a.m., accessed an internet site whose sole purpose is the conveyance of pornography. This implies that you at least once in the last year have achieved an erection. This is another factor to be used as evidence of your participation in the War Against Women.
Further investigation has revealed that you were born in the same month, year, and county as another carrier of the Broken X chromosome who is currently using his elected position in an attempt to deny Women their rights. That you failed to strangle this elected carrier of the Broken X in his infancy and thus prevent his participation in the War Against Women is further evidence of your participation in the War Against Women. As you may know, you are either part of the solution or part of the problem. Your failure in this regard marks you as part of the problem.
The Commission has taken into account that you are a diabetic survivor of prostate cancer. It has been decided that if you hadn't eaten the types of foods cooked by the evil Janice Dean, you could have possibly avoided the diabetes.
Long story short; your request has been denied.
Should you disagree with this denial, please have this 11" x 18" postcard signed and notarized by 10 people whose participation in this process can be seen as neutral, place a neon yellow Viagra Request Stamp in the upper right hand corner of the postcard, and display it on the billboard whose location can be found at your local Post Office.
The Commission would like to offer you a small piece of advice: Lose the penis; It's been getting in the way for thousands of years and has only made things worse for the Human Race than they otherwise might have been. Besides, when The Commission finally perfects and implements the Sperm Extraction Device (see picture below), only enough Broken X carriers will be allowed to survive as is needed to sustain Zero Population Growth.
P.S. As federal law requires, The Commission has called your Wife in response to your request. She has informed The Commission that you STINK IN BED. For this reason, you've been placed in the STINKS IN BED Database as well.
Respectfully
The Commission
