Petition to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert - OMG! Colbert just reviewed it!

[hootinholler]

Last edited Wed Dec 18, 2013, 12:52 AM - Edit history (1)

Sir:

Please, oh pretty, pretty begging kitteh please, obtain a copy of "Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book" for each of your staff and share the results with us.

That's about all I got.

-Hoot

P.S. if anyone here has colored any of the images, or has them as a blank, please do share them here.

[NYC_SKP]

1. I have some blanks:

http://www.coloringbook.com/ted-cruz-coloring-book.aspx

From a different book:

[hootinholler]

2. Thanks!

The money tree in the last one is freaking hilarious.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Newscorpse issued a "revised and corrected" cover for the Tea Party Coloring Book...

http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=2856

[LadyHawkAZ]

5. "...no OTHER gods before me..."

can't imagine why he left that bit out.

Also, adultery is misspelled, presumably so kids don't start asking what it is.

[mstinamotorcity2]

6. Republicans don't believe in facts.

So you know that they don't believe in correct spilling (spelling).

[NYC_SKP]

7. And, our real motto is "E Pluribus Unum"....

Or it was until 1956 and the religification of things like the Pledge of Allegiance.

They need to undo those two acts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_pluribus_unum

[rock]

4. The Ten Commandments:

As an atheist, I really got that first one down pat.

[Arugula Latte]

9. I used to keep a whole house full of gods.

But someone narced me out as a god hoarder, and Deity Protective Services came and confiscated them. It's just as well because they really messed up the place and I was in danger of losing my security deposit.

[hootinholler]

8. I just saw this on Colbert Report

He did well.