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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts)
Mon Nov 25, 2013, 07:42 PM Nov 2013

How to cook a Turkey

From an e-mail

Kindergarten students at Eisenhower Elementary in Norton, KS recently submitted their instructions for preparing a Thanksgiving turkey this holiday season. The Norton Telegram hopes that readers find these recipes helpful and informative. The students were asked to list the ingredients, directions, cooking time and oven temperature.

Allyson Hale – Two sprinkles of salt
and pepper, turkey, 2 cups of oil, tomato
juice, salad, ketchup, and 10 pieces
of cheese of course. Salt and pepper the
turkey, spread turkey with oil, ketchup
and tomato juice, sprinkle salad on top
of turkey, then top with cheese. Put in
the oven. Cook 50 minutes at 5 degrees.

Savana Rumback – Flour, pepper,
milk, water, salt. First you have to shoot
a turkey. Then you have to clean the
turkey and put the turkey in the oven.
Cook for 100 minutes at 100 degrees.

Ayston Kats – Turkey, pepper. First,
you have to kill a turkey. Cook it in the
oven until its brown, not black. Sprinkle
pepper on top, but not too much,
because that will make it too spicy. Eat
and enjoy! Cook for 1 hour at 210 degrees.

Lucas Rushton – Chicken, salt, pepper,
onions, cheese, a flying turkey,
milk to drink, water to drink too, one
chocolate milk to drink, tea, a piece of
an alligator tail. Mix chicken, salt, pepper,
onions, cheese, a dead flying turkey
and a dead piece of an alligator tail.
Drink a lot of chocolate milk, tea, water,
and white milk. Cook for 20 hours
and 21 minutes in the microwave.

Noah Melvin– Turkey, flour, and salt.
We have to go to a turkey’s nest and
shoot it. Then we have to take off the
feathers by grabbing them. Put the turkey
in a pan. Next lay the flour on and
shake the salt on it. Last, put the turkey
in the oven and cook it for 100 minutes.
Oven temperature: really, really hot!

Morgan Bristol – Turkey, salt, pepper,
butter. Take out neck and giblets.
Get a big pan like for brownies, put
aluminum foil in it, put in the turkey
and close it up. Cook for 9 minutes at
50 degrees.

Jessi Wait – Salt, pepper, put cookies
around the turkey, turkey. Kill one,
pull the feathers off, take the bones out,
give the bones to the dog, put the turkey
in the pan, put on salt and pepper,
and put in the oven. Cook for 40 minutes
until really hot.

Glad I will be eating at home this year! Sending wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving to all!


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How to cook a Turkey (Original Post) Playinghardball Nov 2013 OP
50 minutes @ 5 degrees! LeftofObama Nov 2013 #1
I suppose you could do that by just lighting a candle and set the turkey across the room! n/t A HERETIC I AM Nov 2013 #2
I like Lucas Rushtan's recipe. Le Taz Hot Nov 2013 #3
I like Jessi Wait's NastyRiffraff Nov 2013 #4
I think Ayston has a good common-sense approach: Buns_of_Fire Nov 2013 #5

Buns_of_Fire

(17,183 posts)
5. I think Ayston has a good common-sense approach:
Mon Nov 25, 2013, 08:32 PM
Nov 2013

"Cook it in the oven until its brown, not black."

But they all left out my traditional final step: "Throw it away and call pizza delivery."

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