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...go out and find the sleaziest clothing I could get my hands on, along with the highest stilettos, and the longest jangly earrings & necklace and bracelets on both arms, and I would overdo the makeup with lots of rouge and the reddest fire-engine lipstick, and apply that dark smokey eye makeup from Merle Norman, and to top it off, I would fill my mouth with a great glob of bubblegum. If one of them gave me a look or said a word I would put my glittery hand bag down and do the Charleston for 'em. That wouldn't be the fun part though.... the real fun part would be when I walked into the clinic and they realized what I had done.
I envision a bunch of nurses and a doctor ROFLOurAO! 
Available as sporting good stores, good for keeping varmints away 
