"I'm still breast-feeding!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("A lie is only the truth upside down&quot Cruz is saying: "So my dad told me, 'Look, Numb-Nuts, the way to tell which way the winds are blowing, stick your thumb up your butt then hold it up. If the fecal matter blows to the East that means the winds are from the West and you should go ahead. . . . It means you'll succeed. . . . Geez, don't they teach political thinking and logical decision making at Harvard any more?'"

[AndyA]

1. "I'm making tons of money and I'm not doing any work!" n/t

[Joel thakkar]

4. here

[skip fox]

2. "I stuck in my thumb and pulled out

a turd / and thought what a good boy am I!"

[Joel thakkar]

3. Ok..my 1st

[skip fox]

5. Nice. But I would have used the contraction "I'm."

Just my ear.

But your picture hits home, somewhere in the frontal lobe of the culture.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. Worship the thumb!

These teabaggers will do anything i tell 'em.

[skip fox]

7. "I'm number thumb! I'm number thumb!"