Let's review the facts, shall we?
According to Fox News host Eric Bolling, Sandra Fluke was part of an elaborate White House plan to distract voters from the economy.In order to believe that, you would also have to believe all of this:
The Obama administration talked the GOP into holding hearings on contraception to "prove" that the administration's position was wrong.
When the hearings were scheduled, Obama and the Dems went looking for a woman to testify. They could have chosen some high-profile activist or celebrity to generate public interest in the hearings, but instead, they chose a college student that no one had ever heard of.
Somehow, the Dems talked the GOP into excluding their hand-chosen witness from the hearings ... and also convinced them to only allow religious men to testify.
Then the Dems decided to hold their own hearing to allow the unknown college student to be heard ... but convinced the GOP to ban the cameras which would have allowed the public to actually hear her.
After the transcripts were made public, the Dems called their good friend Rush Limbaugh and not only asked him to lie about what the college student said during her testimony, but to viciously trash the woman for three straight days! They also called all the GOP presidential candidates and asked them to respond in a weak, non-committal way if asked about the Rush's comments. Just for good measure (or perhaps because they didn't want their good buddy Rush to go out on a limb alone), the Dems decided to contact a sitcom actress with known right-wing views and asked her to join Rush in the lying and the trashing of the college student. Naturally, she was happy to do whatever she could to help the cause of liberal Dems.
When women exploded with outrage, the Dems AGAIN called their pal Rush and asked him to give several non-apology apologies and immediately follow them by repeating the lies about the college student's testimony and blaming every Dem in the country for HIS words.
Somehow, the only appropriate response seems to be this Seinfeld quote:
"That is one magic loogie!"
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I guess that's all part of the White House plan too! 
Thanks for posting the video!
as their paranoid "birther" fantasies. 
Republicans have become the party of extremists and fringe radicals and stand for power above all else, even if it means embracing insanity and destruction. The Democrats stand for fairness, civility, common sense, and sanity. America, the choice is yours............
could even THINK of taking their words seriously! It's easy to think it's only stupid, uneducated people falling for this nonsense ... yet I have a few RWers in my family and they believe all this crap! When it comes to every other aspect of their lives, they're sane, intelligent people ... but when it comes to anything political, they're completely unreasonable! You can't get through to them with facts and common sense. They just shut down and repeat RW talking points. 
I know that's the problem. You know that's the problem. I've had no luck convincing them.
I no longer bother to try to get them to stop watching/listening to the RW media, but I have tried to get them to watch Ed Schultz once in a while. (I figured they would find it easier to relate to Ed instead of Maddow or Olbermann.) They won't watch because they believe "liberals" like Ed lie to support their agenda. As we all know, that's exactly what the RWers do. I explained that to them and offered to prove it by providing them with mainstream news links that refute the RW stories. Their response?
"You can't believe everything you read on the internet!" 
For a brief moment, it seemed like a breakthrough was happening ... and then the reply: "Oh well ... they all do that! Michael Moore and that guy you love (Keith Olbermann) lie and twist things, too!"
I didn't even bother to explain that Moore and Olbermann were not journalists. There was no point. When it comes to politics, they're locked into the typical RW mindset: "It doesn't matter what our side does because your side does it, too!"
They say things like, "Oh, I can't remember the names."
So I say, "Forget about the names. Just tell me the circumstances. I'm sure if I had a few details I can find it through Google."
Their reply: "I can't come up with something off the top of me head ... but they all do it!"
My reply: "Okay, that's fine. I understand that most people don't remember political details as well as I do ... but would you do me a favor? The next time you hear about Dems and/or liberals who have been lying to us, would you please send me an email with the details or a link if you have one? I don't want to be played for a fool. If someone's lying to me, I want to know!"
Still waiting on the email.
it's eerie. The foundation of their beliefs seem unshakable. There is, I believe, a process by which people can "deprogram" cult members. Maybe we need to learn those techniques and use them on right-wingers? 
They don't know - or care - what she actually said. I'm sure Issa and the GOP knew her testimony was going to be about medical issues, which is why they wouldn't let her testify. It's much easier the dismiss the need for contraception if people think it's about recreational sex and not legitimate medical reasons ... although I believe that taking the pill to prevent pregnancy IS a legitimate medical reason, which is exactly why insurance should pay for it!
By the way ... I meant no disrespect to Ms. Fluke by referring to her as a college student. I know many universities call their law schools a "college of law" (for example, Syracuse University College of Law), so I always thought law school was simply a specialized college. In any case, I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone else. That was certainly not my intention.
Glad I didn't offend you.
and send them out with Hunter S. Thompson on a week-long whiskey/meth debauch and have the field notes transcribed by chimps with typewriters and together they couldn't manage to concoct something this lunatic. 
That is the funniest deconstruction of some righwing wingnut's comment I have seen here at the DU in quite some time.
I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity that you so eloquently pointed out.
I give this thread 5 popcorns.
