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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust woke from a dream about the President and the Tea Party
I just had a dream that the Tea Party was beginning an impeachment investigation into illegal activities by our President. His "crime"? They found a paint-by-numbers painting he had done as a boy and had the audacity to sign it. They said he was a liar, trying to pass of a work of art as his own, and the last thing I remember before my dog barked to be let outside was Ted Cruz holding up the painting showing where a number 7 was showing through the paint.
Silly dream or premonition?
Edited to add: this was a real dream! I'm going back to sleep to see what Michele Bachmann's testimony will be...
Pretzel_Warrior
(8,361 posts)dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)Yes, I spin a yarn every once in a while, but this was really what I dreamt. I laughed so hard when I woke up i startled the bejeezus out of my boyfriend.
Do you think I've finally reached the point where psychiatry is needed? Or less DU?
quinnox
(20,600 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)no rock is being left unturned.
Skittles
(153,160 posts)LEMME AT YOU TWO
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)I know the dog does!
Skittles
(153,160 posts)what exactly are you trying to say?
ReRe
(10,597 posts).... sweetheart, you need to take a break form politics for a while. It was a nightmare. Now get a drink of water, go pee, turn out the light, and hit the sack. Close your eyes and think of a pink cat on a pink couch in a pink room. Don't let the bugs bite.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)Pink kitties...pink kitties...pink zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReRe
(10,597 posts)nxylas
(6,440 posts)But I can certainly imagine the right wing noise machine trying to manufacture outrage about it and demanding to know why the MSM isn't covering this "scandal".
BootinUp
(47,148 posts)ourfuneral
(150 posts)Bachmann is just a substitute, so that he doesn't have to face the mavericky horror head-on.
BootinUp
(47,148 posts)ourfuneral
(150 posts)Freud said that potatoes represented vaginas, while penises were portended by weather balloons, a truly ingenious observation, in that weather balloons had not been invented yet!
moriah
(8,311 posts)... should have analyzed himself.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)All you have to do is hit someone's screen name, look at their profile and it sometimes will reveal gender of said person. I'M A SHE, OKAY? A SHE!!!!
And since there was NO CIGAR in this dream NO SEX WAS INVOLVED, IMPLIED OR OTHERWISE ENJOYED!!
moriah
(8,311 posts)No one would say you had bad taste enough to go for Palin *or* Bachmann.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)Ewewewewewewwwwwww.
I still think he meant me, but that's okay, my response was totally in good fun.
Ian_rd
(2,124 posts)... 32% of Americans considered this to be the worst scandal in American history.
moriah
(8,311 posts)Horse tranquilizers so you can get back to sleep after having Ted Cruz enter your dreams?
Well, I'm not there... but you're in my thoughts.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)His nose was even bigger in my dream too...it was awful.