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dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 03:28 AM Oct 2013

Just woke from a dream about the President and the Tea Party

I just had a dream that the Tea Party was beginning an impeachment investigation into illegal activities by our President. His "crime"? They found a paint-by-numbers painting he had done as a boy and had the audacity to sign it. They said he was a liar, trying to pass of a work of art as his own, and the last thing I remember before my dog barked to be let outside was Ted Cruz holding up the painting showing where a number 7 was showing through the paint.

Silly dream or premonition?



Edited to add: this was a real dream! I'm going back to sleep to see what Michele Bachmann's testimony will be...

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Just woke from a dream about the President and the Tea Party (Original Post) dorkzilla Oct 2013 OP
lolololol Pretzel_Warrior Oct 2013 #1
I'm not making this up either! dorkzilla Oct 2013 #20
lol quinnox Oct 2013 #2
You can bet they're looking madokie Oct 2013 #3
you want I should kick dreaming dorkzilla and barking dog ass? Skittles Oct 2013 #4
Why, was I snoring? dorkzilla Oct 2013 #5
well I do too Skittles Oct 2013 #6
dorkzilla.... ReRe Oct 2013 #7
It's that obvious, is it? dorkzilla Oct 2013 #8
Nighty-night..... ReRe Oct 2013 #9
Dunno about impeachment hearings nxylas Oct 2013 #10
We need a dream expert to decode this, it could be very important, lol. nt BootinUp Oct 2013 #11
He secretly wants to have sex with Sarah Palin ourfuneral Oct 2013 #12
It had to be about sex. lol. BootinUp Oct 2013 #13
Of course! ourfuneral Oct 2013 #14
Frau... I mean Freud.... moriah Oct 2013 #17
I'm not a HE dorkzilla Oct 2013 #18
... I think they meant Ted Cruz. moriah Oct 2013 #21
Not enough brain bleach in the world to undo that visual... dorkzilla Oct 2013 #22
In your dream, I bet a Fox News poll found that Ian_rd Oct 2013 #15
I'm so sorry. Glass of warm milk? Tea? moriah Oct 2013 #16
Thank you! dorkzilla Oct 2013 #19

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
20. I'm not making this up either!
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 08:40 AM
Oct 2013

Yes, I spin a yarn every once in a while, but this was really what I dreamt. I laughed so hard when I woke up i startled the bejeezus out of my boyfriend.

Do you think I've finally reached the point where psychiatry is needed? Or less DU?

ReRe

(10,597 posts)
7. dorkzilla....
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 03:52 AM
Oct 2013

.... sweetheart, you need to take a break form politics for a while. It was a nightmare. Now get a drink of water, go pee, turn out the light, and hit the sack. Close your eyes and think of a pink cat on a pink couch in a pink room. Don't let the bugs bite.

nxylas

(6,440 posts)
10. Dunno about impeachment hearings
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 05:20 AM
Oct 2013

But I can certainly imagine the right wing noise machine trying to manufacture outrage about it and demanding to know why the MSM isn't covering this "scandal".

 

ourfuneral

(150 posts)
12. He secretly wants to have sex with Sarah Palin
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 05:30 AM
Oct 2013

Bachmann is just a substitute, so that he doesn't have to face the mavericky horror head-on.

 

ourfuneral

(150 posts)
14. Of course!
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 05:53 AM
Oct 2013

Freud said that potatoes represented vaginas, while penises were portended by weather balloons, a truly ingenious observation, in that weather balloons had not been invented yet!

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
18. I'm not a HE
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 08:31 AM
Oct 2013

All you have to do is hit someone's screen name, look at their profile and it sometimes will reveal gender of said person. I'M A SHE, OKAY? A SHE!!!!

And since there was NO CIGAR in this dream NO SEX WAS INVOLVED, IMPLIED OR OTHERWISE ENJOYED!!

moriah

(8,311 posts)
21. ... I think they meant Ted Cruz.
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 01:13 PM
Oct 2013

No one would say you had bad taste enough to go for Palin *or* Bachmann.

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
22. Not enough brain bleach in the world to undo that visual...
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 06:43 PM
Oct 2013

Ewewewewewewwwwwww.

I still think he meant me, but that's okay, my response was totally in good fun.

Ian_rd

(2,124 posts)
15. In your dream, I bet a Fox News poll found that
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 06:06 AM
Oct 2013

... 32% of Americans considered this to be the worst scandal in American history.

moriah

(8,311 posts)
16. I'm so sorry. Glass of warm milk? Tea?
Wed Oct 30, 2013, 06:19 AM
Oct 2013

Horse tranquilizers so you can get back to sleep after having Ted Cruz enter your dreams?

Well, I'm not there... but you're in my thoughts.

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