LOL! "CNN has uncovered..."

[cthulu2016]

CNN "has uncovered" a September memo from CGI about various issues with the Healthcare.gov. It's an unsurprising document... a real yawn. (Identifying issues to work on and test a month before roll-out... the scandal would be if such a document did not exist.)

What is funny is that CNN claims to have "uncovered" this document that was given to the House oversight committee in response to requests for information.

Uncovered? WTF? Being emailed a document from a (Republican) House member is now uncovering?

Being SHOWN something is "uncovering" it???

I went to the mailbox today and "uncovered" a phone bill.

I also "uncovered" the fact that a friend would be delayed for a dinner meeting when he called to tell me that.

And I did some covert surveillance of the House of Representatives today by tuning to C-SPAN. The fools didn't even know I was watching!

Wolf Blitzer checking his Email. (Dramatization)

[SunSeeker]

1. Exactly. More like they "uncovered" a GOP press release. nt

[arthritisR_US]

7. Nicely stated! nt

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

2. CNN =

FOX light..........................

[dchill]

14. FOX hates...

CNN is moderately disgruntled.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. CNN is the recruiting and training ground for...

The FOX Terra-ist talk show scambags. The ones are never happy unless America is failing on every front.

Wolf get's orgasmic if he gets a whiff of shit in the wind.

[Scuba]

3. Blitzer! Bwaahahahahahahahahah!!!

[spanone]

4. comedy news network

wolf blitzer

[mimi85]

22. Thanks for the memories.....

Damn I loved that show! Ted - too funny...

[JaneyVee]

5. BREAKING: CNN just called Florida for Al Gore.

[Aerows]

12. It's still too close to call n/t

[hootinholler]

6. rec for the caption n/t

[Downtown Hound]

8. OMG! A website doesn't work properly yet! The horror! What a scandal!

Gawd, I am so sick of the Republicans and the media harping on this. If only they would cover corporate crime and bankster fraud with the same zeal that they cover a few technical glitches.

[Boomerproud]

9. I haven't seen this much frothing at the mouth since L'Affaire Lewinsky.

I can't watch news anymore. It's unbearable.

[Downtown Hound]

10. For real. I would never have imagined in a million years that a malfunctioning website

would be a national scandal. It's beyond pathetic.

[alfredo]

18. I saw some Republican shill on the View gloating about the website issues, and lying

about insurance companies canceling policies then not saying that new compliant policies would replace the canceled policy.

[Thor_MN]

11. If Wolf Blitzer says that he just "uncovered" something

I'm averting my eyes and heading for the nearest exit.

[dchill]

13. In this case "uncovered" is just the opposite of "covered."

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. I'm sure that right-wing shill Erin Burnett is all over it. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Wolf Blitzkreig dug it out of the back of Mitch McConnell's

satin government issue lederhosen. Wolf's nose I mean.

Wolf and Candy are as Reich wing as the "NEW" CNN Star on Crossfire, Sir Newtly of Tiffany's.

[AtheistCrusader]

19. Wolfie, on top of it as usual.

[Nanjing to Seoul]

20. CNN = Certainly Not News

[HarveyDarkey]

25. When did it change from...?

Corporate News Network

[AAO]

21. Freaking hilarious!

[NealK]

23. CNN has uncovered...

[Proud Liberal Dem]

24. The ACA website and BENGHAZI!!!

are clearly the greatest outrages this country has ever known!!!!!