Maternity care

[Aerows]

Do you need to pay for maternity care?

4 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	I do not need maternity care because I was cooked up in a laboratory
	0 (0%)
	I do not need maternity care because I'm not a human being
	0 (0%)
	I do not need maternity care because I was hatched from an egg that fell from the sky
	0 (0%)
	I need maternity care because I realize I was born to a woman that needed it
	4 (100%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I would vote on this if there were legitimate

options. That said, I have no problem paying for maternity care, prostate care, ass-boil removal care, etc.

[bravenak]

2. I like this poll.

Good job!

[MADem]

3. I've been saying this, repeatedly, to anyone who thinks they never used maternity care.

Ya used it when ya entered the world, chump!

No one gets in this club without first availing themselves of a "womb at the inn" for nine months!

[Aerows]

6. :)

They don't!

[dembotoz]

4. the person to whom i am sadly currently married is convinced that i was found under a rock

[Aerows]

8. Yeah well

I'm sure everyone in our lives is convinced of that at some point or the other .

[Scuba]

5. Eggzaklee!

[gopiscrap]

7. No brainer

[Ohio Joe]

9. Thanks Aerows

The crying about this here on DU is pretty disturbing to me... I'm not surprised to see it on freeper type sites but it is a surprise to see it here.

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Can the conures take the poll?

It's accurate insofar as eggs are concerned. I am positive Connie would be a good mom

[Aerows]

11. LOL

Silliness

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. We even know her hatch day

Cookie, we don't.

[Aerows]

13. Nadin

you are without doubt a character .

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. Well, there you have it

[Aerows]

17. I had a cockatiel that I loved

The only thing he could say was my name. And he said it incessantly It was when I was a child. I thought my mom was calling me, I'd get out of the shower, it was the bird. I was tired, he shrieked my name, I thought my mom was calling me. He hollered my name so many times, I can't imagine why he wasn't hoarse. He sounded just like my mom calling for me, too, so I guess that's why I always responded and Spencer always screamed it to get my attention.

I had him for many, many years. He was a riot when he danced around with little toys, a mirror and a bath.

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Tuky only kept to sounds

He went with everybody and was the friendliest parrot ever. Yup we miss him, cookie misses him, Connie, not so much.

[Aerows]

19. What type of bird was Tuky?

And Connie and Cookie?

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. Tuky was a cockatiel

Cookie is a Nanday conure and Connie a sun conure.

They don't like each other, so little danger of actual nest and eggs

[Aerows]

21. Ooo Sun Conure

They are so beautiful and smart! Too expensive for me, but just absolutely gorgeous. Nanday conures I'm not very familiar with, other than their coloration. Sun conures are so gorgeous.

[nadinbrzezinski]

24. Nandays can be very noisy

But he is the brains of the outfit, and has mischievous cornered.

He does not like Connie since he was bonded with the tiel, and Connie was mean to him. He was the runt, but the alpha.

[Aerows]

25. OMG, don't say that!

They are wonderful birds, but expensive as hell. Gorgeous as all get out. Loud. LOUD. Deafen a Cockatiel loud, but gorgeous, friendly and smart. You are quite lucky to have one .

[nadinbrzezinski]

27. Oh we know, and we spoil them

But they are what they are. One thing is full personality packages. We got Connie in Hawaii. The other two could not come. If they had we would have not gotten Connie

[Aerows]

29. Lucky you

I hope you spoil them as rottenly as I spoil my cat . Pets are for spoiling!

[nadinbrzezinski]

30. They are. I joke they eat better than my nephews

[Aerows]

31. :D

My cat eats better than I do, and I don't regret a second of spoiling her!

[nadinbrzezinski]

15. They did...

[Aerows]

16. Nutty person :D

LMAO

[Hekate]

22. Maternity care,like gay marriage & civil rights generally,shouldn't be at the whims of popular votes

Human rights should be written in to the very fabric of our nation's laws and ethics. Period.

[PasadenaTrudy]

23. I don't need it

because I'm not going to breed.

[Aerows]

28. Me neither

But I was born because my parents did want to breed.

[seabeyond]

26. i do not need it but i do know i have an obligation to cover it along with all other discriminating

health care issues we are combating against.