And Ode to Rand Paul

[Stuart G]

Rand Paul ,
Can be seen,
As nothing at all.
He really is quite small.

He stole from Wikipedia
Now that's in the media
Rand ain't that smart.
Like a cow's fart.

Rand Paul is taking a fall.
He is nothing at all
From buildings I will shout,
That asshole got found out..
________________________________________________

Thank You, Thank You....
...Ok, it ain't Shakespeare,
But I made it up, just now...
I am going to take a bow.
It is really not that fine
But it is all mine...........