Pickle toss, gravy sauce, gravitas. . . . Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!!

[skip fox]

Dick ("My ethical machine is stuck on jam" ) Cheney is saying: "Listen, Bill, it's obvious. . . . The very fact we never found nukes in Iraq proves that they were there. . . . Who else can cover up something so thoroughly than a dictator like Saddam? . . . . And the fact that even after we had captured Saddam's top leadership and not one of them could point us to WMD's . . . not one of them!! . . . proves that there were virtually thousands! . . . That should be pretty obvious."


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The above CAPTION was loosely based on the following story at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/10/28/for-cheney-and-oreilly-the-wmd-myth-is-alive-an/196638

[marmar]

1. "Wanna go hunting with me?"

[skip fox]

2. "Listen, Chris, I'd admit to making mistakes if i had made mistakes, but

I can't very well admit to making mistakes if I never made one, . . . now could I?"

[skip fox]

3. "I have no idea why George called me 'blood-thirsty.'

Why, I would have driven a stake through my mother's heart for him."

[polichick]

4. "Sure I'm chicken to go to Canada - what do you think chickenhawks are?"