Santorum: The Devil Controls The Film Industry

[Tx4obama]

Santorum: The Devil Controls The Film Industry

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He appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network last week to plug the new movie of his film company EchoLight Studios, which apparently is in a state of internal strife after his arrival as CEO.

While speaking on a network where televangelists on a daily basis tell viewers that God will reward them financially if they send in contributions, the former senator and presidential candidate spent most of the time criticizing movies for being too materialistic.

Santorum, who has previously said that Satan has control over mainline Protestantism and universities, thanked viewers in advance for seeing the movie.

“This is a tough business, this is something that we’re stepping out,” Santorum said, “and the Devil for a long, long time has had this, these screens, for his playground and he isn’t going to give it up easily.”

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http://www.alan.com/2013/10/24/santorum-the-devil-controls-the-film-industry/

[VanillaRhapsody]

1. The Entertainment Industry....one of the targets of the Seven Mountains Dominionists...

[hrmjustin]

2. LMFAO!

[arely staircase]

16. justin

He also said we mainline churchgoing Christians are controlled by the devil too.

[hrmjustin]

17. He has lost his mind I see.

I bet he does not like the new pope.

[meow2u3]

3. Translation: The Devil controls Rick Santorum

Satan has taken over Santorum. How else would accuse the entertainment industry of being possessed?

[Rambis]

4. Rick Scrotum is still relevant?

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

5. Someone must think so

I was the victim of a robo-call,featuring Frothy Mix, imploring me to sign some petition, just yesterday... I laid the phone down just far enough away that I could hear the
voice but not the words. At the end I could press 1 to sign or 2 to hear more info. Pressed 2. When the "live guy, came on, I let loose with a string of the worst vulgarities I could imagine, built around words like liar, lunatic and stupid, til he hung up on me.
I figure the couple of minutes they wasted on me kept them off of someone else's line for a moment.

[Tikki]

6. I would agree if there were no way to turn your television off or if you HAD to go to a movie..

or be executed or if there was only violent or erotic video allowed on your computers all the time...
BUT...everyone knows how to stop the film industry...it's the same thing we do in a
capitalistic society. That would be to stop buying things produced by the film (entertainment) industry.

That is not going to happen because though some of it is a mess much is also brilliant and it's
the fact that sanitarium and his weasel's can't control it all, that is what really bothers them.


Tikki

[Demo_Chris]

7. It's scary hearing adults discuss these imaginary friends as if they were real...

But even more frightening is their insistance that we believe it too.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. You laugh, but

how else to explain the "Look Whos Talking" franchise?

[Archae]

9. They're after our kids too!

Those Satan-revering evolutionists who put out one after another "Land Before Time" video!

[Warren DeMontague]

11. To those who say the Devil isn't real, I say

look upon the face of desolation and weep.

[Frank Cannon]

24. My wife and I met Carrot Top at a store in Las Vegas.

He started a conversation with us while we were waiting in line. I'm pleased to report that he's a super nice and funny guy.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. I'm sorry I used him as an offhanded example of a frighteningly crappy example of cinema.

Except, well.. okay not really.

Still he seems like a decent enough chap. He'd probably admit himself his movie wasn't Citizen Kane.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Given the stars I would have guessed Thetans, not Satan.

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Are you suggesting that

John Travolta has a speech impediment?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

13. I'm just saying that this movie gave him and Kirsty whatshername's careers a miraculous turnaround.

[Warren DeMontague]

21. You can Tussle with Thor, you can Joust with Jesus, you can quack at Qetzlcoatl

But man, don't %*$(W@&(% with Xenu.

[Tx4obama]

14. Title of video says 'Satan' but Santorum says 'Devil' -- VIDEO below

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. Well, that certainly would explain "John Carter" (nt)

[FSogol]

18. Rick call Herman Cain. He thinks the devil is telling everyone he's cheating on his wife.

Might be a movie in that!

[tanyev]

19. Wait. I thought the devil was in control only as far as God allowed him to have control.

Or else omnipotence just isn't what it used to be.

[Rex]

20. Ewww...clean up in isle 5! Some frothy mixture

appears to be coalescing into a human lifeform!

[mainer]

22. Having worked in the film industry, I have to say...

he's not all wrong.

[AnnieBW]

23. I thought it was controlled by Teh Jooz?

Isn't that what all of the crazy anti-Semites are claiming, that Hollywood is run by "the Eeeeevil Jews"? Now, Tricky Ricky can't come out and say "the eeeevil Jooz" without damaging his cred with the Fundies Who Love Israel, so he's using a big fat dog-whistle.

[struggle4progress]

26. "Fight the devil by buying tickets to my movie!"

[grahamhgreen]

27. Well, there are a lot of pro war movies...

[uriel1972]

28. That would explain why most movies that come to my area are hellishly bad...

Torturous and never ending. The whole damnation without relief that you have to pay for.

Not only is the devil bringing hell to earth, he's making a packet doing it. Smart guy.

[Kablooie]

29. The only people who blame the Devil for things ...

are the people the Devil personally selects to be his publicity agents.

[defacto7]

30. He's right!

Movie screens ARE the devil's playground.

Isn't that great!

[dimbear]

31. That's why it costs so much to get a cold beverage in theaters. n/t