Santorum to lead “strike force” to save Cuccinelli’s disastrous run for VA Gov

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Failed Republican Senator and presidential candidate Rick Santorum is reportedly going to lead a “strike force” to help save the flailing, and failing, Republican candidate for governor in Virginia, Ken Cuccinelli, who is two weeks away from losing badly to Democrat Terry McAuliffe.

Of course, the bigger question on everyone’s minds is whether Rick Santorum can save Ken Cuccinelli from Dan Savage.

Dan, as many of you know, is a writer, journalist, activist, sex advice columnist, and all around good guy. Well, Dan was in DC a week or so ago speaking at an event, I suspect on tour for his new book “American Savage,” when he got on to the topic of Ken Cuccinelli.

Cuccinelli, of course, is a bit of a religious right winger, to put it mildly. Cuccinelli doesn’t much care for gays, or women, or anybody else who isn’t exactly like him. For example, one of the big policy goals Cuccinelli is seeking is a ban on all oral sex – gay and straight, married and single – in Virginia. (We’re still waiting for Mrs. Cuccinelli to swear under oath that she and the hubby have stayed true to his public ideals on the matter.)

http://americablog.com/2013/10/santorum-lead-strike-force-save-cuccinellis-disastrous-run-gov-va.html

[pscot]

1. Santorum can't save himself

from Dan Savage.

[joeybee12]

2. If Cuccinelli is opposed to oral sex, how can he not shun "frothy mixture"???

[marmar]

3. They're sending gasoline to put out the fire.

[NuclearDem]

10. I don't think that's gasoline...

[Marie Marie]

4. Oh well alrighty then, with that all important Santorum endorsement,

how can he lose?

[sad-cafe]

6. just like Palin campaigned for "what's his name"

to beat Senator Booker

[rocktivity]

5. RICK SANTORUM? Orly Taitz wasn't available?

Ted Nugent? John Ashcroft?

Ronald Reagan?


rocktivity

[cui bono]

13. Now you've done it.

Meatloaf is feeling very left out.

[Erose999]

28. As are "Team Asscrack," aka Larry the Cable Guy & Joe the Plumber

lol

[SunSeeker]

36. LOL

[Metro135]

30. Not to mention Pat Boone

[Laelth]

7. Wow. That's just sad. k&r n/t

-Laelth

[CanonRay]

8. Just what the Cooch needs, another nutjob touting him

[lordsummerisle]

9. LOL n/t

[rocktivity]

15. No fair including the Duggar kids!

rocktivity

[NuclearDem]

11. Well, I'm running out of ideas here, John.

We tried bringing in Ted Cruz, but then he had to go be a dick in Congress. Then we got Mr and Mrs Clown Car, but somehow bringing in reality TV stars didn't work out as well as we hoped.

I know! The sweatervest guy! Sweatervests play well here, right? We can nab the blah people bloc!

[Jamaal510]

25. As a person from the Blah community,

I say BRING IT ON!

[Cali_Democrat]

12. Frothy is gonna save Cuccinelli? Oh lawd...

[0rganism]

14. the basis for a new hit buddy cop show: Frothy And the Kooch

call me crazy, but i think it could work...

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

22. A frothy cooch?

That's nasty...............................!!!

[Brigid]

16. I'm sure McAuliffe is shaking in his shoes.

[JBoy]

17. Give me a 500cc injection of Santorum, stat!

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Oh no, They've opened the Santorum Spigot!

Look out!

[nyquil_man]

19. Let's hope Santorum does for Cuccinelli what he did for Santorum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_election_in_Pennsylvania,_2006

[Botany]

20. The Cooch will now get Santorum all over him

[winter is coming]

21. Bwah! Can't wait to see Stewart or Colbert cover this! n/t

[TlalocW]

23. Santorum seems to think he offers some sort of star power...

I always got the impression that he was tolerated in the GOP because of his uber-conservative views, but no one really liked him that much partly because he's not a protestant but mainly because of his personality.

TlalocW

[spanone]

24. rick the winner to the rescue...bwahahahahahaaa loser helps loser.

[bunnies]

26. Nothing like putting out a fire with gasoline!

You go, Frothy!

[bravenak]

27. Oh goody!!!!!

Santorum to the rescue!!!
He should take the Palin with him.
Talk about trying to irritate the whole state.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

29. "Wear sweater vests. It's good for at least a 5 point bump for a couple of weeks--wait

you're down by how much? Hmmm.....as much as I am against abortion, you may want to terminate this thing. Just shut it down.

[Rain Mcloud]

31. Lets see if they can pray-away-the-dumbass.

I tried it for eight years and Bush was still president,regardless.
Oh well,better luck next time.

[Rebellious Republican]

32. Even Sarah Palin had a comment about this......

[Rebellious Republican]

33. Since the holidays are soon upon us, a song for the cooch......

And another just in case I did not get my point across....

[MisterP]

34. the world doesn't need two Bartholomew's Day Massacres...

[Coyotl]

35. Why are they overlooking Republican Senators Larry Craig and David Vitter?

Doesn't Cuccinelli want to join their club?

[SunSeeker]

37. Wow. They're going to be one frothy mixture on the campaign trail! nt

[Hubert Flottz]

38. Like throwing anchors to a sinking...

tramp steamer.

[Warren DeMontague]

39. "Is Santorum The Flavor Of The Week"?

Funniest fucking thing Chris Matthews has ever said.

[Snake Plissken]

40. When cranking Batshit Crazy up to 10 just isn't enough, that's why this one goes to 11

[merrily]

41. Senator Saint Frothy Mixture to the rescue. Google it.

Colbert's Google campaign was genius.

[blkmusclmachine]

42. The Kook is in deep doo doo now...