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kpete

(71,994 posts) Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:29 PM Oct 2013

Obama Administration Tries to Lock Up Body of Christ (Not - The Onion)

http://cnsnews.com/commentary/terence-p-jeffrey/obama-administration-tries-lock-body-christ

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Obama Administration Tries to Lock Up Body of Christ (Not - The Onion) (Original Post) kpete Oct 2013 OP

The Body of Christ (South Park version) WilliamPitt Oct 2013 #1

So? Christ will break himself out in 3 days without breaking a sweat Blue_Tires Oct 2013 #2

... bunnies Oct 2013 #4

Wow 2naSalit Oct 2013 #3

Won't someone sneak Jesus a hacksaw? TwilightGardener Oct 2013 #5

I'll bake a cake with a file in it. Marie Marie Oct 2013 #6

WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)

1. The Body of Christ (South Park version)

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:30 PM

Oct 2013

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)

2. So? Christ will break himself out in 3 days without breaking a sweat

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:31 PM

Oct 2013

It's like Jeffrey never read a bible or something...

bunnies

(15,859 posts)

4. ...

Reply to Blue_Tires (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:33 PM

Oct 2013

I literally just choked on my water. Well done.

2naSalit

(86,643 posts)

3. Wow

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:33 PM

Oct 2013

Honey, if you believe that Jesus lives in your church and that's the only place you can find him, you've got some serious problems with understanding your own religion!

Or any religion for that matter.

Just WOW.

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)

5. Won't someone sneak Jesus a hacksaw?

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:35 PM

Oct 2013

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

6. I'll bake a cake with a file in it.

Reply to TwilightGardener (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:56 PM

Oct 2013

Problem solved and all will be right with the world.

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