Media Spin: "Deal Reached"

[berni_mccoy]

Others from CNN:
- Senate Deal Reached
- Senate Leaders Agree To Deal
- Boehner: "We fought the good fight"
- Key Conservative Won't Block Deal

Google News:
- Congress Prepares to Vote on Breakthrough Deal
- Boehner urges House GOP to Support Deal
- Senate Leaders Reach Bipartisan Deal

Each one of these pisses me off because the GOP didn't do anything good here. They barely made a sane choice at the last minute. And they got nothing out of it, so where is the deal?

What the headlines *should* read:

GOP Frees Hostages American Citizens and Economy
GOP Puts Gun Down, Economy rescued by Tenacious Democrats
GOP Backs Away From Fatally Wounding America
GOP Swerves in Game of Chicken with A Fiscal Cliff
GOP Insanity Crisis Over
GOP Fuck-up Costs Americans Billions
GOP Failed Attempt to Overthrow Government Thwarted

Please feel free to add yours...

[Aerows]

1. GOP Idiots realize their seats are in danger

GOP Ignoramuses realize they are putting other GOP members seats in danger.

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. And not all in the caucus realize this

clean CR. No, it is not a clean CR. I wish I were kidding.

[annabanana]

3. Really! CorpoMedia is back on track.

And all was right in the boardrooms of the world . . .