Took a trip to TeaPartyCommunity.com this morning... let me share what I saw!

[ReverendDeuce]

Using one of my dozen or so "deep cover" accounts, I braved the waters into the madness that is TeaPartyCommunity.com (the Facebook for the right). I see a TON of pissed on teahadists to be sure. I like to log in when they get back news because it's funny to watch the birth of rationale for why something has happened and how. When the site first went live, I spent full weekends trolling these nincompoops because it's just so dang fun! That is, until they decided they didn't even like debate among their own ranks and started banning anyone who wasn't foaming at the mouth...

I've included links to the source of the crazy. Should provide lots of giggles! I suffer so you don't have to, so enjoy!

First: They don't admit defeat. There is a segment that believes this is a strong victory against the forces of evil in America. Source: "How Cruz, Lee, and Paul Shut Down Obama's Agenda" LINK

Second: Apparently, Valerie Jarrett is the "architect" of the shutdown. She cooked it up with Barry after Michelle, Grammy, and the girls went to bed one night. LINK

Third: Obligatory conspiracy theory. Obama has apparently handed control of the National Parks to the United Nations as part of Agenda 21. LINK

Fourth: The Cato Institute says that yes, Ted Cruz CAN be president! Despite the fact that he's not naturally born. LINK

Fifth: And the best for last! PEEP THIS:

These people are crackers! Completely and utterly crackers!

[NuclearDem]

1. Make sure you go through decontamination.

[Renew Deal]

2. Is this one of your "deep cover" accounts?

Maybe you're a double agent

[ReverendDeuce]

3. Jesus, dude... WTH?

Can't I share the funny without being accused of being a troll myself? LOL...

[Renew Deal]

10. I normally wouldn't do that

But since you brought it up...

[Ikonoklast]

14. Nah. Your posting history does that for you.

You fool no one here but yourself.

[ReverendDeuce]

15. Why? What exactly in my posting history makes me a RW troll? Please explain.

I really look forward to this... <rolleyes>

[mshasta]

20. wtf

you are so sensitive..relax enjoy the moment...

[MANative]

4. That photo with those graphics...

will give me nightmares for decades to come.

[ReverendDeuce]

5. It is utterly horrifying, but it's so laughably impossible I can't help but grin... nt

nt

[ieoeja]

19. Laugh-In's News-of-the-Future line, "President Ronald Wilson Reagan" was laughably impossible too.nt

[JaneQPublic]

6. Love the photo.

On the left: Caribou Barbie

On the Right: Senator C-Cruz ("C" for Canada, his country of birth)

In the middle: Some guy in a suit who 99 percent of the American population could not identify for a million dollars.

[ReverendDeuce]

9. But the Cato Institute says Cruz IS eligible! LOL

FOR TEH CRUZ!

[Erose999]

11. Carnival Cruz

[JaneQPublic]

13. Ha! Even better! (nt)

[VanillaRhapsody]

7. I don't think Sarah would like her post in that lineup...

[LondonReign2]

8. Palin couldn't remember the Vice President's last name

The Vice President! The man she was going to debate! So they had her call him "Joe", yet she still fucked up and said "O'Biden" during the debate.

Yes, THAT is the person who should be Sec. of State.

[leanforward]

12. Thank you RevenendDeuce

I (we) appreciate your time in the "black ops".

[noiretextatique]

16. anyone who would vote for sarah palin

for anything other than Supreme Dumbass doesn't deserve to vote.

[bluestate10]

17. Thanks, but no thanks for the links. I can't take that much crazy. nt

[kysrsoze]

18. I hope you're spending a lot of your time there making it worse...

Basically taking stuff even further to their illogical extremes... like spreading rumors along the lines of Obamacare chip implants. It would be hilarious to get them all telling their friends and coworkers Obama just passed a bill to make everyone have flouride in their toothpaste, or they have to wear a red letter "O" pin if you don't pay for medical coverage.

I wonder how difficult it would be to out-stupid those kinds of idiotic claims.

[ReverendDeuce]

21. It's actually harder than you think...

I've tried to reverse-troll them, but they somehow still see through it. I think it's because my reverse-trolls are still too florid. I don't immediately delve into Jebus and 'bortions.