Boehner and that giant gavel......

[annabanana]

Kind of like driving a Hummer, no?

Classic overcompensation.

[kydo]

1. Too bad he doesn't go bonk bonk on the head to the crazy in his caucus

[calimary]

2. First thing I thought of, annabanana.

Funny, Nancy Pelosi didn't need anywhere near that Tonka toy to get things done when she was Speaker. But boner needs his "symbol" of "power" I guess. Gotta use a metaphor in place of what he should have been born with.

As dubya once said - "want some wood?" I guess we got our answer, didn't we?

[annabanana]

5. Should've seen this coming the instant we

saw her hand him that monstrosity.

[winter is coming]

3. He's gotta have somewhere to stash a flask. n/t

[annabanana]

4. HA!

That would be the OTHER explanation.

[cuchulain316]

6. he won't have it past march

the teabaggers will make sure of that

[seveneyes]

7. Is it the same one Pelosi had?

No TV here to see it, so I'm guessing it is similar to this one...

[calimary]

8. Nope, hers was much smaller.

Immune from any danger of one of those artificially-induced four-hour erections they warn about in the Cialis and "low-T" commercials.

[seveneyes]

10. Still trying to picture it

Was it bigger than this one?

[annabanana]

9. The one Nancy used during her Speakership was

smaller, but MUCH more effective!