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brooklynite

(94,581 posts)
Tue Oct 15, 2013, 10:24 PM Oct 2013

Stunned Republicans React to Canceled Vote

Referring to his plan to preemptively send the Senate a House-passed bill, Speaker John Boehner told his conference this morning that he’d “rather throw a grenade than catch a grenade.” But with his right-wing troops abandoning him again, it was the speaker who was left holding the bomb.

After a day of furious negotiating with fellow Republicans over how to tweak a bill he had unveiled in the morning, it was left to stunned members of his leadership team to confirm to reporters that the vote had been canceled.

“They’re trying to work it out,” said Representative Greg Walden, the National Republican Congressional Committee chairman.

Pete Sessions, chairman of the Rules Committee, kept in character and put a positive spin on an obvious disaster for the GOP.


Boy, when even the National Review can't find a silver lining...
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Stunned Republicans React to Canceled Vote (Original Post) brooklynite Oct 2013 OP
LOL. The Serenity Prayer and Amazing Grace. You can't make this shit up. NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #1
Serenity Now!!! arcane1 Oct 2013 #4
I know right...first thing I thought of too.... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #5
Insanity later alcibiades_mystery Oct 2013 #7
Even funnier susanr516 Oct 2013 #8
You KNOW they're worried! NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #11
Nothing sets the tone for the day like a double expresso and a funeral dirge Coyotl Oct 2013 #14
Oh please! hootinholler Oct 2013 #25
But, but, it's their funeral .... Coyotl Oct 2013 #26
Two more Maeve Oct 2013 #27
All three Cal Carpenter Oct 2013 #9
Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease. HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #17
This message was self-deleted by its author Volaris Oct 2013 #19
That's not Amazing Grace JSK Oct 2013 #24
The republican party is blowing up the world and they are stunned .... BFD MindMover Oct 2013 #2
"Left holding the bomb" -- Wanna bet that bomb has an 'Acme' label? LongTomH Oct 2013 #3
I was about to go looking for one of those starroute Oct 2013 #12
This is the part where the Coyote ThoughtCriminal Oct 2013 #13
That Smarts. First one must analyze why one fails, then remedy the situation. Coyotl Oct 2013 #15
Narf! ThoughtCriminal Oct 2013 #16
Feels like more like The Goodfeathers... Volaris Oct 2013 #21
They are probably drunk at the bar now singing "Lord Help Me Jesus..." VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #6
More likely "I've got friends in low places" Pretzel_Warrior Oct 2013 #20
If they've still got friends at this point... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #22
they brought it on themselves Liberal_in_LA Oct 2013 #10
I'd rather see republicans stoned than stunned NBachers Oct 2013 #18
And the comments section on that article exploded too. Starry Messenger Oct 2013 #23
 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
1. LOL. The Serenity Prayer and Amazing Grace. You can't make this shit up.
Tue Oct 15, 2013, 10:29 PM
Oct 2013
“You ever think you’d see the day where Republicans would demand removing language that delays a tax?” wondered a third GOP aide. “I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone.”

The canceled vote was no Twilight Zone episode, however, but something far too familiar. Republicans eagerly compared it to the fiscal cliff’s famous “Plan B” episode, when Boehner brought lawmakers into a closed-door meeting in the Capitol basement, said the serenity prayer, and told them the vote was canceled.

The Christian rite accompanying legislative chaos today was Florida representative Steve Southerland’s rendition of “Amazing Grace” — “all three verses,” said Representative Michael Burgess (Texas) afterwards in amazement.

But Southerland is an undertaker by trade, and the song is normally sung at funerals. It’s hard not to see’s today’s failure as the death of the House GOP’s role, in at least this standoff.


susanr516

(1,425 posts)
8. Even funnier
Tue Oct 15, 2013, 10:57 PM
Oct 2013

All THREE verses? I remember 5 verses of "Amazing Grace" printed in the Baptist Hymnal. I can remember 4 verses by heart.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound . . .
'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear . . .
Through many dangers, toils, and snares . . .
When we've been there 10,000 years . . .

And I'm an atheist.

hootinholler

(26,449 posts)
25. Oh please!
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:36 AM
Oct 2013

I never want to hear that song played on the glorious pipes!

First the scale it is written in is normal, not the pentatonic native to the pipes. Second, it fails as a lament entirely.

There are much better laments written for an instrument designed to strike fear into the enemy and versatile enough to support a lively fling.
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit!

Maeve

(42,282 posts)
27. Two more
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 09:48 AM
Oct 2013

The Lord has promised good to me.
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
And mortal life shall cease,
I shall possess within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.

That last one I don't remember ever singing, tho

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Volaris

(10,271 posts)
21. Feels like more like The Goodfeathers...
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 01:55 AM
Oct 2013

Are you sayin' I'm not a real Conservative? Is that what you're sayin?
"I didn't say that..."
--feathers everywhere--

Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)
23. And the comments section on that article exploded too.
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:32 AM
Oct 2013

Last time I looked it was up to 1250 responses. Lots of Republican tears, so sad.

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