Sweeter than a jalapeno high-colonic! Please come CAPTION Larry Klayman of Freedom Watch!!!

[skip fox]

Larry (Lies from every orifice) Klayman is saying: "I am not trying to be disrespectful when I call Obama President Jihad, I'm trying to be accurate. . . . I'm told he had a secret mosque built in the basement of the White House and has a replica of Mecca sitting on his desk in the Oval Office. . . . And the only thing he hates more than Vietnam and World War II veterans, like yourselves, is non-violent Muslims because they refuse to kill Christians. . . . 'Muslims in name only,' or Minnows, he calls them. . . . Can you believe it?"


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The above CAPTION was somewhat loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/13/larry-klayman-obama-quran_n_4094589.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Given the chance, I might be tempted to...

slap the shit out of him.

But the the ones who really, really, piss me off are the ones who listen to bloviating bastids like this piece of shit. How fucking deliberately ignorant do you have to be to take this nonsense seriously?

[pinboy3niner]

2. A "jalapeno high-colonic"?

You've gotta be shittin' me!

If that's a real thing, I'll owe you a beer.

[hobbit709]

3. Someone needs to give him a habanero high colonic.

[skip fox]

4. Yikes!!!!!

"Feel the burn," as they say.

[pinboy3niner]

9. "I have warm feelings for you and I mean that from the heart of my bottom"

[pinboy3niner]

6. "Is it just me or is it hot in here for you, too?"

[berni_mccoy]

7. Is that an habanero in your pants, or

are you on fire?

[jmowreader]

17. Little mild, dontcha think?

A Trinidad Moruga Scorpion colonic would be better.

[tsuki]

5. Is this the group going bankrupt?

[Turbineguy]

8. This shit plays well with Al Qaeda

and these creeps are desperate for money.

[skip fox]

10. "A lie's just the truth inside-piot. . . I mean, what's the big thing?"

[pinboy3niner]

12. Inside out is your most burning desire if you get the jalapeno high-colonic...

[datasuspect]

11. larry klansman

[Archae]

13. November 19th is Klayman's big day...

He claims he'll have a big rally at the White House on that day, and Obama will surrender to Klayman's "Citizens' Grand Jury" (all 3 of them,) and be "arrested for treason."

Even money Klayman is nowhere to be found on the 19th, and the ditwits who hang on his every word will spend that day standing around waiting for something, anything to happen.

And it'll probably be cold and rainy.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Klayman leads off at tea bagger karaoke night.

[flamingdem]

15. He needs a confederate flag necktie nt

[skip fox]

16. "And I didn't have to go to war to be a veteran. . . . I am in the Tea Party

and we go to war daily. . . . And without combat pay!"