Drunkdialcongress.org is now a real thing.

[Initech]

As Week 2 of the government shutdown continues, new websites have begun popping up to give furloughed workers and frustrated Americans alike an outlet to express their anger.

Especially after they’ve knocked back a couple.

Drunkdialcongress.org connects the disgruntled to the House of Representatives. You can enter your phone number into the website and an inebriated voice from a 1-800 number will call you back and ask, “Is this government shutdown making you want to drink?” before transferring to Capitol Hill so that you can “tell them what’s on your mind and tell them to get back to work.”

The site, created by the liberal mobile ad firm, Revolution Messaging, offers talking points like “I can’t watch the panda!” or “Why don’t you make yourself useful and at least mow the lawn?”

For those who need help selecting their form of liquid courage, there are also recipes for drinks like “the bad representative” (three parts liquor, one part lemon juice).

Need something stronger? There’s “the sleepy senator” for those with absinthe lying around.

Before you get your drunk dial on, there’s also f—youcongress.com, which offers a slew of facts regarding those who have been affected by the shutdown, such as “The National Institutes of Health is closed, but all they do is admit kids with cancer into clinical trials to try and save them. So sure, keep holding out Congress. It’s worth it. Also, f— you.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/10/congress-got-you-down-new-site-lets-you-drunk-dial-them/

I'd like to try this on Ted Cruz.

[kestrel91316]

1. I did it and got Gwen Moore, but her voicemail was full.