Where's all the truckers?

[graywarrior]

Did they show up?

[TomClash]

1. Truckin'

. . . like the do-dah man.
Once told me "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime . . .

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Still on the toilet at the Flying J after an unfortunate meatloaf incident. nt

[Pretzel_Warrior]

47. I rarely do a literal LOL at a post here. I did for yours

too funny.

[graywarrior]

49. That's coz we're warriors!

[Rex]

3. NO!

Just like the Bikers...a loud fart.

[graywarrior]

6. Their leader couldn't afford the gas

[Rex]

7. Hahaha! Well there is the problem!

They hired Optimus Prime as their keynote speaker!

[graywarrior]

10. Here is a picture of a very nice man counting his change from his hooker encounter

[Rex]

11. He has just enough money left over for a 40oz!

Good thing truck stop hookers are a dime a dozen (no really, a dime will net you a dozen). 40oz or meth, 40oz or meth...oh dam you America, land of opportunity! Dam you!!!

[graywarrior]

14. Maybe a nickle?

[Rex]

17. Oh shit...what the hell...last call for alcohol

was at beer thirty! Clearly she is at beer fortyounce! If only we could see the expression on the pumpkins face. I did not know the local grocery store sold a 'truck stop hooker' outfit for halloween! I wonder if it comes with a pack of fake smokes?

[graywarrior]

21. Like The Fools sang, "She Looks Alright In The Dark"

[Rex]

29. Bonus points if you've actually heard the song before.

nt.

EDIT - 10 more points if it was in a bar.

[graywarrior]

31. Where else but a bar!

[graywarrior]

38. The Fools....not acting like the fools they act like. 1981 lol

[bunnies]

15. That man appears to defy the laws of physics.

How the hell is he standing up?

[Rex]

19. He has a very low...

center of gravity. Very low.

[bunnies]

27. I knew he looked familiar!

[Rex]

30. I miss my weebles.

Had the entire town of Weebles as a kid. Thank you for bringing back a childhood memory!

[bunnies]

34. I loved them too.

Toys sure have changed a lot since then. *sigh*

[onethatcares]

51. when do you think

the last time he saw his wingdingding was?

Does the charmin stick?

Sheeeesh, he needs a truck just to carry him to the truck he's driving

[Rex]

54. You know

I wasn't going to go there, but yeah...how does he wipe his ass? Blech.

[jberryhill]

59. It's called a "dickeydo"

When your gut sticks out farther than your dickey do.

[graywarrior]

20. OMG, for real? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Rex]

22. I had that hat given to me once, by a slightly better looking person...

Naturally, I was only slightly offended.

[graywarrior]

25. Coz "your" smarter than the average bear.

[Rex]

26. Just slightly.

I try not too bray to much.

[jsr]

4. Probably doing meth or busy with hookers

[Happyhippychick]

5. They're causing widespread mayhem, have shut down the city, and made us want to join their cause

Said no one here in DC.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

48. bahahhaha!!

[lpbk2713]

8. Mommy wouldn't let them out of the basement.

[BluegrassStateBlues]

9. One teabagger on Twitter said it was only Phase 1.

I asked: "What is Phase 2, a boycott of Slim Jims?"

[graywarrior]

12. O dear god, I forgot about the weekend

[Rex]

24. Rubber Ducky this is Air Force One...get off the road

we need to land.

[graywarrior]

28. I'm coming in for a landing, Rubber Ducky!

[Rex]

32. I don't really know what to say...

Harbinger of the Endtimes?

[graywarrior]

39. I don't know either

But it seemed appropriate

[bunnies]

13. RWNJs are claiming they were threatened by the National Guard.

No proof of course. Apparently someone has a pic of a bus or something. But no ones seen it. Cant wait for fox to run with that.

[graywarrior]

16. Yes yes, Obama ordered them to stop the convoy

Thanks, Obama!

[lpbk2713]

18. Support the troops.

BWAHAHAHA

[bunnies]

23. lol!!!!

[Rex]

35. IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT!

[bunnies]

37. As usual!

Teh stoopid knows no bounds.

[Rex]

43. They drape their banners over highway overpasses

just because calling people on the phone individually would take too long for the world to know what special morans they are!

[jberryhill]

55. DC has a National Guard?

MD and VA do, but that's a head scratcher there.

[bunnies]

58. Shipped up from VA they say.

On a bus that one person "saw". Oh but they couldnt see who (if anyone) was inside. I shit you not.

[FSogol]

76. So does DC. Ever hear of the DC Armory?

http://states.ng.mil/sites/dc/Pages/DCNationalGuard.aspx

[Champion Jack]

33. If I were a trucker, I would only use private roads

.... to avoid dealing with the government.

That way, I would always be able to sleep at home because my route would pretty much be from one end of my driveway to the other.

[graywarrior]

41. Well then, in that case I could be a trucker too

I have a Honda Fit!

[cynatnite]

36. My trucker husband is on his way home after two weeks of work...

He laughed when I told him about this stupid thing.

[graywarrior]

42. LOL

I'd like to meet him!

[DonRedwood]

40. They got confused and headed to Washington State on accident.

[mucifer]

44. Didn't they arrest President Obama or something?

[Rex]

46. Yes! They made a 'truckers arrest' and put Rubber Ducky in charge!

nt.

[LiberalEsto]

45. According to local radio, they were circling the Beltway at 40 mph

taking up three lanes. But there weren't a lot of them.

Idjits on wheels

[Posteritatis]

50. They announced a couple days ago that they weren't going to do it after all

Which is exactly what I expected.

[graywarrior]

52. Awwww, you mean this thread is for not?

Bummer, man!

[A HERETIC I AM]

61. Naught.

Sorry.

[graywarrior]

63. fuck

embarrassing

[A HERETIC I AM]

65. LOL...

And the Aussies say;

"She'll be right. No worries".

[graywarrior]

66. Not me

I need help

[A HERETIC I AM]

70. Well, just as long as you refrain from using the term "Good Buddy".....

you'll be OK.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=614717

[graywarrior]

71. *smack*

[Warren DeMontague]

53. The convoy turned out to be a Non-voy.

[graywarrior]

57. lol

[jberryhill]

56. The Lamestream Media Is Suppressing Coverage

LOOK:

[Jamaal510]

62. +1

[graywarrior]

64. I was trying to find a pic like that

Thanks!

[rdharma]

60. Donald says, "It was HUGE!"

[jberryhill]

68. And he is a guy with a very large twitter

[graywarrior]

72. Like his fat headed ego?

[rdharma]

74. How many "politicians" were arrested?

I'm waiting for those numbers!

[graywarrior]

75. Are they gonna drive up to them and drag them into their rigs?

Or are they planning on walking.

[rdharma]

77. I don't think any "arrests" were made....... so really no need for transport!

"DC shutdown by teabagging truckers" = MAJOR FAIL!

[graywarrior]

78. lmao

[Hippo_Tron]

67. They realized that by clogging up the beltway they would ALSO be stuck on the beltway FOR HOURS...

Their leader was quoted as saying "we plan to go the 55 mph speed limit" which indicates that he's obviously never driven on the beltway during rush hour. NOBODY is going anywhere near 55 mph with or without these dipshits trying to slow things down.

[graywarrior]

73. Whatever happened to...

?key=1303588928

[Taverner]

69. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...