Carnival Cruz makes a total ass of himself at "Values Voter Summit"

[Archae]

Figures.

Ted Cruz Jokes Obama Will Try To Kidnap Him

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Friday, 10/11/2013 10:35 am

Ted Cruz spent most of his speech at the Values Voter Summit getting drowned out by immigration hecklers in the crowd, whom he claimed were “Obama’s paid political operatives.” But there was no doubt he was the darling of the Religious Right, as before he even started his speech he “received the blessing” of a supporter who shouted out: “If God is for you then who can be against you?” Cruz claimed that the Obama administration is “determined to violate every single one of our Bill of Rights,” including the 3rd amendment on the quartering of soldiers in homes. He even joked that the White House may soon try to kidnap him.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ted-cruz-jokes-obama-will-try-kidnap-him#sthash.2tsUF6l8.dpuf

[jsr]

1. Electroconvulsive therapy can provide significant improvements

[Xipe Totec]

3. You would need to crank up the juice until it curled his hair and darkened his skin to do any good

[Rex]

2. That is just him acting naturally.

When is he NOT a total ass?

[Blue Owl]

4. Smells like Ass Cruz

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