Riding the Republican brand. Yahoo!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("They'll thank me when I'm dead&quot Cruz is saying: "Every right-thinking American adult knows I stood down the President and made the Democrats look stupid and self-serving by deliberately causing this government shutdown! . . . There' really no other way to see it! . . . And let me get this straight. . . . I don't listen to the Poles. . . . I listen to the American people!"

[sendero]

1. You listen to the 27% idiot-contingent..

.. of the American people, of which you are clearly a member.

[Xyzse]

2. I am sorry, but any time I see him...

He looks like he has some sort of lip coloring and blush on.
It weirds me out.

I know that is just physical aspects, but I have to wonder if that is due to alcohol, prescription or something else.

[skip fox]

3. The glazed look and strange affect are due to a successful lobotomy.

[Xyzse]

4. That too might be a possible cause.

I need to start taking notes.

[Buddaman]

5. nt

[HangOnKids]

6. Cheap make-up will do that

He needs to upgrade his brand.

[skip fox]

7. Cruz is singing: "I got the whole wide world in my hands, I got the whole wide world in my hands" &c

[skip fox]

8. "Well, I told him

that I had bought an idiot meter. I just didn't realize I had to plug it in."

[Motown_Johnny]

9. My caption.. should be worth a thousand words

I think I am gonna start calling him Sen. Kong.





Yeeee Haaaaaaa !!!!1

[Rex]

10. .

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