BREAKING: 49ers say they will shutdown NFL unless Ravens accept them as SuperBowl Champions

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York said he will shut down the NFL at midnight next Tuesday unless the NFL immediately repeals the results of the 2013 SuperBowl and turns all SuperBowl rings that were previously awarded to the Baltimore Ravens’ players to the members of his team.

“I’ve thought long had hard about this,” he told The Daily Edge. “And you know, the more I think about it, the more it just doesn’t sit right with me. OK, I know the scoreboard read 34-31 in favor of the Ravens at the end of the night, but didn’t my team really deserve it?”

York admitted that he had contracted “Karl Rove’s guy in Ohio” to pull some kind of switch that would cause a massive power outage in New Orleans. He also cited a blown call by referee John Roberts in the 3rd quarter that really took the wind out his team’s comeback effort.

http://winkprogress.com/thedailyedge/4233/breaking-49ers-say-they-will-shutdown-nfl-unless-ravens-accept-them-as-superbowl-champions/

[JI7]

1. CNN will be there to give both sides equal time

[Brother Buzz]

4. Then report it's "Too Close to Call"

[Paolo123]

2. Wouldn't that just cause the 49ers to forefit all their games?

It wouldn't cause the league to shutdown.

[randome]

3. I think it's a political statement. Satire. Well done.

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The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[Paolo123]

5. Sorry, I'm not originally from the US

and I don't get US football

[mimi85]

7. I am from the U.S.

and don't get it. All I know is that it's on our TV far too often.

[hrmjustin]

8. I watch football all the time at my brothers and I have to say the reason I go is for the beer.

Welcome to DU.

[Travis_0004]

9. I realized it was satire, but it wasn't well done.

They need to read up on the onion, and learn how its done.

[randome]

11. Sorry, then. And you're right. But what should we expect from concussed multi-millionaires?

Give 'em an 'A' for effort!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[gopiscrap]

10. Welcome to DU

[Gothmog]

6. Here is a copy of letter from an Atlanta Fan

Here is a copy of a similar letter from an Atlanta Braves fan about baseball http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/braves-fan-mocks-gop-for-shutdown-just-because-the-dodgers-scored-more-runs-doesn-t-make-them-right

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