Pervert

[damnedifIknow]

[russspeakeasy]

1. Which one ?

[Politicalboi]

2. He probably thought about

Pushing her down the stairs because the ice was melting in his drink.

[hootinholler]

3. Who is that? n/t

[BainsBane]

4. Nancy Reagan

[hootinholler]

6. I thought so

But it made no sense, why would she leave her cauldron?

[BainsBane]

7. Her astrologer needed it

[hootinholler]

8. I know, I bet she was a little confused trying to get some

Eye of Newt and got eye of Boner instead.

[BainsBane]

10. She's been widowed a while now

She probably needs a bit of Boehner.

[Roland99]

11. Now *that's* a DUzy!

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Oh shit.

Superficial or no, that's a mental image NO ONE needs.

AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BainsBane]

13. Lol

I know. A Cheeto hued boner is not appetizing.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. And yet, DU continues its tradition of giving me awesome names for my band.

"Cheeto hued boner"

[BainsBane]

15. I expect royalties

and there really should be a dash: "Cheeto-hued boner."

[Fumesucker]

5. Just say know..

[pintobean]

9. I was not!