At what point is some right wing billionaire

[ashling]

going to the Supreme Court to challenge the constitutionality of the Australian ballot and defend their right to provide free whiskey and $100 bills at the polls for votes?

[leveymg]

1. I'm a poll watcher - can I have some free whiskey and $100 bills?

That would really help me make it through another long night next month.

[ashling]

2. Poll Watcher theme Song

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Watchin' votes go by
My, my, my

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Here comes one now
Mmmm, mmm, mmm

I was just a boy
When I threw away my toys
I found a new electoral
pastime

Whenever I detect
voters of the other sex
I play the game I do so well, oh

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Watchin' votes go by
My, my, my

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Here comes one now

Hello there, electorate
My, my, but you do look great
Could you please vote
A little slower

I wonder if you know
That you're voting up a show
Could you please vote
A little closer

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Watchin' votes go by
My, my, my

I'm a poll watcher
I'm a poll watcher
Here comes one now
Mmm, mmm, mmm

[tech3149]

3. Catchy tune! I'd buy that for a dollar!

Problem is there are others who would/do buy it for more than I could ever hope to.

[leveymg]

4. Cute. Thanks