Open thread on Boehner "press conference" lol 2 questions and run

[grantcart]

blah blah blah

nervous, sweaty and after two questions ran off

I hate this fucker so much.

[11 Bravo]

1. He "shertainly" didn't come to DC to shut down the government.

[Politicalboi]

30. LOL!

I heard that too. Still drunk from last night probably.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Flop sweat

And talking point salad.
What point is he trying to make???

[BluegrassStateBlues]

3. Take a drink every time he slurs a word.

[LiberalLoner]

14. He did seem to have trouble speaking clearly.

[backscatter712]

41. Dude, you'd die of alcohol poisoning! n/t

[MoonRiver]

4. "I'm perfectly justified in committing extortion!"

It's done all the time in Washington!

[kydo]

5. I think its just a statement not a presser

I could be wrong, but I don't think he wants to take questions might get in the way of happy hour

[grantcart]

6. idiot fucker.

continues to try and confuse people with previous negotiations with debt ceiling actions.

[flamingdem]

7. Expect the markets to crash big time tomorrow

Idiot orange man has zero ethics and would rather keep his job and lie than do what's right.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

24. He probably had some buddies short the market already

He can fuck the economy AND retire in style.

[dorkzilla]

8. Drunk and lying..again.

Reminds me of my grandpa, only my grandpa was a happy drunk and spun the funniest yarns ever. Oh and he wasn't responsible for the full faith and credit of the United States.

[kydo]

9. WOW he answers shocked

[Lobo27]

10. FUCK HIM....

Disgraceful they are holding the benefits, then why cause a shutdown dumbass.......................................................................................

[grantcart]

11. question Military families question - specific legislation tomorrow

[grantcart]

12. HAHAHHA two questions

Well the press is going to love that

[kydo]

17. He needs to drink happy hour thats more important then this country

that leaves only time for 2 questions.

[Lobo27]

13. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

President said we have to surrender thats not how we run Government. Unless a black is president. FUCK YOU PIG.

[B Calm]

15. It's all the other guy's fault, blah blah, we are the party of personal responsibilty,

except in this shut down.

[MANative]

16. We won't submit to "unconditional surrender" even though we're demanding...

"unconditional surrender." F'ing hypocrite.

[BluegrassStateBlues]

18. Boehner: This is not about me or Republicans.

Boehner: Republicans will not unconditionally surrender.

What... the fuck?

[2naSalit]

42. Appears to be a failed attempt

to turn the president's word back on him. Too drunk to get the punch line right! Someone needs to take an empty bottle count in his digs! He may not be fit to hold his position anymore.

[LiberalLoner]

19. To me he came across as belligerent and childish, especially compared

With President Obama's press conference today.

Anyone else agree?

[grantcart]

22. He got his framing in and FOX news will run it but the media has

turned on him. Obviously they will make comparisons between Obama's lengthy and patient response.


Even Luke Russert rejects the talking points out of hand.

[dorkzilla]

27. Now THAT was a shocker

Didn't he say Boner was like an Uncle to him? Someone did...

[LiberalLoner]

28. I am so glad the press is finally starting to do their jobs.

[dorkzilla]

23. 100% agree

Churlish prig. I hate him.

[City Lights]

20. Did he drool through it?

He is such a maggot.

[Motown_Johnny]

21. Sen. Reid should hold a presser to respond

The President shouldn't need to deal with this ass.

[Squinch]

34. That is very true. It gives him too much credit.

[Cha]

40. Good idea. nm

[Gothmog]

25. I missed it

By the time I got to the link, it was over

[H2O Man]

26. A mere shell

of a man, he.

The doctor I saw today is a republican. He asked me what I thought of Speaker Boner? I said, "A prostitute with an unattractive package to peddle." He thought that I was being too kind.

Recommended.

[Cha]

43. Wow.. glad a lot of the repubs are getting it too!

[Dawson Leery]

29. Yellow? I though he was orange?

[Blue Idaho]

39. The yellow is from his damaged liver, the orange is from the tanning booth

He's sort of Tang colored now he's living at the bar between press conferences.

[DinahMoeHum]

31. Ain't it fun to see Bonehead's prick in a cleft stick. . .

. . .of his own making??

[reflection]

32. Damn! I missed it.

Did he actually stand still or just yell shit as he ran through the room on the way to the bar?

[BeyondGeography]

33. Whatever happened to Obamacare?

So clear that default was always the end game. He has gone straight to the grand bargain, or whatever he is pretending to care about. ACA wasn't even mentioned. These guys are such shysters.

[Southside]

35. He didn't mention ObamaCare? What is the ransom?

What do they want? More cuts in social spending, keystone pipeline?

I'm confused.

[BeyondGeography]

36. It's Jackass Government

They want to throw the whole thing overboard and see what they get out of it. Damage Obama, say he owns the wounded economy and call it a great moment in Tea Party history.

[Southside]

45. Got it

You can't negotiate with people who want to slash and burn the government. Boehner never seemed to be that type, now he does.

[Gothmog]

37. I found a youtube video

Boehner looked bad and his position that there will be a negotiation is sad

[Cha]

38. I was just thinking that.. only I added..

I hate this LYiNG fucker so much.

[DCBob]

44. becuase he only has one answer.. "we need to have a conversation"