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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Mon Oct 7, 2013, 09:25 PM Oct 2013

This Republican Table was just talking to me...

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This Republican Table was just talking to me... (Original Post) MrScorpio Oct 2013 OP

Ha! NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #1

Quick! Introduce the table to Clint Eastwood's chair! randome Oct 2013 #2

I WILL KICK TOE-STUMPING TABLE ASS Skittles Oct 2013 #3

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. Ha!

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 09:30 PM

Oct 2013

Fun but in reality the kicker of the table leg owns every element of the painful incident.

Ahhhhhhh..... Hmmmmmmmm.

randome

(34,845 posts)

2. Quick! Introduce the table to Clint Eastwood's chair!

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 09:33 PM

Oct 2013

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

3. I WILL KICK TOE-STUMPING TABLE ASS

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 09:40 PM

Oct 2013

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